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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour
She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.
Kids are fun and I am exhausted
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this post on reddit fucking killed me the other day
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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i think @theshitpostcalligrapher did this one
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lil shadow and stone for @cheap-slaw 🖤❄️
#THEM#they needed more scenes together#they were the villain duo I loved most#Shadow the Hedgehog#Agent Stone#Sonic Movie Universe#Sonic Movie 3#fanart
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We had a dingo brought in as a “stray” today. It was found in the bush by a highway. Only a baby and had a weird rope/collar thing on so has clearly been around people, but skinny and had diarrhoea so not well looked after and so, so scared. Unfortunately dingoes are pests in our state and it is illegal to keep them as pets. I called a local wildlife sanctuary who said the only option is to euthanise. Poor little thing.
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CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.
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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that
[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
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after a few thousand years you just start tuning him out sometimes
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Our hextech dream….
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME (light hearted)
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