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I will write a mix of the top two if this gets more than 50 votes. I will mix top three if this gets 75 votes. I’ll mix them all up and create a fanfic series of this if I get 150 votes.

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SVSSS role reversal AU where Binghe is not just Peak lord but sect head it's still his story only near the middle before Sect is destroyed and he wages war and destroys all demons and forms giant harem (Something kick started by his scum head disciple who was hidden prince of demons and is killed by Binghe)

He did the Shinji in Bleach route with Aizen in the I will promote them to keep an eye on them because I know they will betray me route.

Binghe who has been monitoring head disciple Shen Jiu who suddenly appears to no longer be scheming but instead snaking into the beast peak and playing with all the beasts. He's pretty sure the qi deviation has destroyed all his self preservation instincts. Also they are now looking at him with something not like hero worship he's used to but concern and he keeps making him tea and BINGHE IS CONFUSED AND KNOWS HE IS PLANNING SOMETHING.

He also does not like all the other disciples flirting with HIS DISCIPLE (Even if he knows his disciple will betray him) he has thrown many of them off his peak multiple times, Shen Yuan hasn't noticed and Binghe will deny it.

Shen Yuan is freaking out currently enjoying his time on the peaks and around his favorite character while he can because he knows he's going end up in abyss and his plan is to just stay there. He's gonna chill in the abyss make a farm or something and just stay out the plot and hopefully not get tortured and killed thank you very much. He'll just go vibe in the endless abyss because somehow that's his best option here.(Also he really does want to see some of the creatures there)

(He's also very happy he transmigrated as around 17 as he didn't want to go through demon puberty.)

(He does end up in abyss and Binghe goes to rescue him while Shen Yuan is running away like 'OH GOD HE CAME DOWN TO THE ABYSS TO KILL ME CAUSE I DIDN'T LEAVE')

Binghe sees full demon Shen Yuan in abyss after years missing and suddenly has the '...oh...OH...' moment.

Also role reversal Moshang

Airplane gets transmigrated as demon lord Shang Qinghua and has had to be doing political maneuvering to not get assassinated and has not been able to relax for years. The only way to not get killed was to become king (he didn't want to) he now has to deal with all his territory (and so much paperwork) that he is trying to make self sufficient and maybe some chance of surviving Binghe's rampage (or at least have some safe fortified place to hide out the massacre)

All the while he has to keep saving his favorite character who keeps trying to kill him and almost getting himself murdered or kidnapped by other demons.

Peak lord Mobei Jun fell hard for the demon who saved him as a disciple and kept trying to find him, he heard demons courted by combat and he's been trying to marry this demon lord for years. Hell he's even tried to get himself kidnapped by him, nothings working.

Mobei Jun:How do I get a demon a bridenap me?

Binghe*tuning around from the Shen Jiu conspiracy board*:...wait what?

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SVSSS BingYuan modern AU where Binghe meets Shen Yuan online maybe on an MMORPG or something only She Yuan is using his elder brother Shen Jiu's account (His brother stopped playing long ago and gave laptop to Shen Yuan who is stuck in hospital)

Binghe knew Shen Jiu and hated him, and then suddenly sees his account back online and he's...different definitely not the same person... he is pretty sure his account has been hacked by an angel (Binghe isn't going to call him on it especially not in game chat cause is he did hack Shen Jiu's account then he could get banned) He's trying to figure out who he is when he suddenly is offline his account gone.

Shen Jiu finding out his precious little brother who is so sick in hospital is talking to that delinquent beast?! Nope he deletes his account as soon as he can and makes Shen Yuan own account because no, noway is that beast getting near his brother. (Especially because he's sure his beast is plotting some form of revenge on him and he is not letting his brother get in the middle)

Cue Binghe desperately trying to figure out who he was while Shen Yuan made own account and can't find him again.

Binghe tracking Shen Jiu down sure he got his account deleted as it had been hacked and then Shen Jiu

SJ: stay away form form my brother

LBH: that was your brother? YES A LEAD THANK YOU YOU BASTARD

SJ: Wait...stay away form him

LBH:I'M GONNA MARRY HIM

SJ:NO!

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SVSSS AU/fic prompt where whenever Shen Qingqiu has a Qi deviation he switches between Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu. Neither aware of what the other does.

Luo Binghe having his sweet kind Shizun have a qi deviation and suddenly is back to the cold cruel Shizun as before and having no idea what happened.

And then another qi deviation and his kind Shizun is back

Him using Meng Mo and seeing mind is different realizing two different personalities.

Him even trying to figure out how to cause a qi deviation in his Shizun is he changes back to Shen Jiu.

And Yue Qingyuan maybe even wanting to the same to bring Shen Jiu back.

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Bingqiu AU/fic prompt where Binghe hears about widow of Qing Jing peak and goes rage/jealous mode thinking his Shizun married someone while he was gone and then that person DIED! Binghe didn't even get to kill them.

He throws all plans out the window in full Xin Mo boosted jealous/rage mode and goes straight to Qing Jing peak... only to see Shziun morning in front of sword mound with...his sword... his mind slowly putting it together (like equations flying around head meme)

Shen Qingqiu freaking out seeing Binghe there while Binghe is freaking out that he's who his Shizun has been mourning like a spouse.

Just the 2 internally screaming for very different reasons while staring at each other.

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AU/fic prompt where Binghe spends like day in Huan Hua palace hears them shit talking his Shizun sees how corrupted they are and decides to nope out and trash the become respected human cultivator plan and decodes go full demon mode.

After all Shizun only seemed to have problem with heavenly demons so if he unties all other demons and gets peace with cultivators won't that work?

Especially because he remembers marriage alliances are a thing.

Binghe comes proposing marriage alliance and Shen Qingqiu is confused like 'This is not the plot, but marriage alliance is familiar...I wonder what beauty Binghe is going after?'

He's looking around confused while everyone else is looking at him.

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MBJ tapping on LBH shoulder

LBH:Right yeah the Northern demon kingdom also wants an alliance though marriage

SQH:...huh?

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Thinking about AU where Luo Binghe can't see system but can hear it and Shen Qingqiu when he's talking to it. No one else can and his Shziun's mouth isn't moving but he can hear it.

Heavenly demon OP powers/dream powers/protagonist halo allows him to hear into systems realm.

Luo Binghe hearing all systems plans and realizing protagonist is him. Meng Mo can also hear system and has MANY questions about it and also WHO Shen Qingqiu is? 'BRAT! stop fantasizing about your Shziun and try and figure out what he is? He might be a god! think about the implications and not just how much you want to marry him!'

Luo Binghe is so embarrassed when he realizes System is saying his satisfaction points especially with Skinner demon incident. More so with all the girls Shizun refers to as future wives! Whatever that future is Luo Binghe wants none of it. He's only having one wife/empress and it's his Shizun.

He knows he'll be dmeon emperor because he's heard his Shizun talk to system about it and how strong he'll be and impressive. Shen Qingqiu was really confused why he got so many satisfaction points when he was just ranting at system. What is Binghe doing?

He's also confused about anger points first time he calls himself a scum villain. Luo Binghe is furious until he realizes his Shizun is talking about Shen Jiu not himself and that he's not Shen Jiu and form a different world. (Binghe wants to kill system but also has to thank it for giving him his Shizun)

Luo Binghe knowing all about the abyss years before hearing about how his Shizun has no choice and how he doesn't want to. He understands whatever this force is it's hurting his Shizun and he'll find a way to kill it but he'll need power first and apparently that's in the abyss.

He's mentally preparing himself for years and also just so touched how he can see Shizun is trying to prepare him for it. He's more worried about his Shizun when he falls, who will look after him? Who will protect him, Shizun attracts so much danger. Oh god What if one of his rivals make a move! He has to get to whatever that golden finger thing is now.

Meng Mo is face palming that Luo Binghe is in the abyss and his biggest worry is his teacher is eating alright and if one of his other suitors is making a move. 'Please brat focus on surviving and also figuring out WHAT YOUR SHIZUN IS?'

He comes out of abyss demonic emperor and ready to destroy whatever that system is...something Mobei Jun is also keen on once Binghe realizes he can hear Shang Qinghua also talking to it.

No Huan Hua or any pretending to be human he's going straight to Shizun showing him he's the emperor he knew he'd be free him from system and then make him his empress and they'll rule demon realm together...maybe human realm because Shizun seems to think he should do that to but he'll talk to him about it first.

(Also curing without a cure which he knows how to cure hearing Shen Qingqiu rant to system, and nearly dying of embarrassment as he did)

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SVSSS au/fic prompt where Shen Qingqiu tries to skirt around the abyss story line, he does push Binghe into abyss but then instantly jumps forward and grabs him before he fall to far in.

Luo Binghe having biggest whiplash of Shizun pushing him into basically hell and then saving him? He's so confused.

The 1) system can't really argue and so abyss avoided. Shang Qinghua is so fucking confused right now, what happened to his plot?

Or 2) System doles out punishment with Shen Qingqiu intervening, he isn't killed but it's a near thing, Luo Binghe watching his master succumb to some Qi deviation/injury as he drops him.

Luo Binghe knowing that wasn't natural, knowing something caused it because Shizun tried to save him. All anger now directed at whatever hurt his Shizun.

System: I'm in danger

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Can you imagine the sheer amount of horror and panic for the rebels if Padmé decided to be evil and "yeah, okay, you know what, let's cut Palpatine's head and let me see what I can do to fix this galaxy my way"?

No no like they're like "The Chancellor tricked us, almost all the jedi are dead, there's no republic anymore, but there's still hope! There's still a fight in us, there's still---!" and they see Padmé, with Anakin/Vader following her close with raging, horrible, yellow eyes, but what's more scary is that Padmé is just smilling? With a sith so close to her? Padmé, he's- he's a murderer, Padmé? Why are you giving him pats- Oh damn, he's the father, oh damn-.

"We're doomed" the rebels mutter when they realize Senator Amidala- wait, what? Is Empress Amidala now? Okay-.

Yeah, okay, theorically she would be a better choice than the bastard of Palpatine. But at the same time she's so loved, so clever as a politician and Anakin is so devoted to her that forming a rebellion against her would be twice as hard. Even more when she actually originally was one of the founders of that very same rebellion? And General Skywalker is insane now, and he's very insane about her too, and he's very murderous and did I say insane? and...

What, all the highly trained look-alikes handmaidens are now secret service? Well that's...complicated, but...What, Naboo supports her? The whole planet? That's not so much of a shock, but...Bail, wait, listen to yourself, Bail what are you saying, she's evil now, stay with us, Bail. Okay, well, you might have a point-

"We're doomed." The rebels mutter again as they facepalm at the most cheesy and dumb royal wedding between the worst power couple in existence and the Organas are guests of honor and the groomsmen/honor guard are a chained General Kenobi, an astromech and a protocol droid.

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Obi-Wan: *cooing and swaying and gently petting Anakin’s soft curls* -because you are grounded, forever, you will never be allowed outside the temple again because a bad man tried to groom you, yes that happened.

Anakin: *muffled* Master, your ample bosom is suffocating me.

Obi-Wan: *shifting just a little so Anakin can breathe*

Cody: God, I wish that were me.

Rex: *steps away from Cody so he doesn’t catch whatever fucked up cooties Cody got* ew!

Rest of the Council: *mopping up Palpatine’s body from his Kenobi Smackdown after he got caught being a little too creepy with Skywalker*

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I came across the AU idea that Dick Grayson is Richard Parker, and thus, Peter Parker's biological father. There are a few fics where Peter dimension travels to the DC universe and gets to meet his dead father. It is a fun idea, but I have different one.

AU where Peter dimension travels to the DC universe, and the batfam realizes that he is Dick's son, but rather than think he is from another universe, they all come to the conclusion that he is from the future.

It makes sense, after all, the rules of time travel basically boil down to 'don't change anything.' So when Peter is avoiding them and "pretending" not to know them, they just think he is following the rules. (He isn't even really avoiding them, he just has no idea who they are.)

You know how once you have an idea in your head, it take a lot of convince you that your wrong? Same idea here, they are so convinced of their idea that all new info ends up making them surer. Confirmation bias.

So Peter is trying to find a way home while the batfam tries to subtly help him without getting involved in time travel. Hijinks ensue.

Peter once mentions his love of photography and how he used to take pictures of heroes for a newspaper. Everyone looks at Tim and thinks, 'Gee I wonder where he picked up that hobby.'

At one point Peter pulls an assassin move, and Damian is like, 'I taught him that for sure.' (In reality Peter just trained with Natasha and Bucky before.)

When dealing with some issue Peter says something like, "I know a guy with some green angry problems and he taught me a lot about staying calm when mad." Everyone looks at Jason??? (He just picked up some meditation advice from Bruce Banner)

At some point he goes to the manor and everyone is like, 'Hah! More proof! He knows his way around the building!' He doesn't know his way around, his spider sense just lead him to where people are and kept him from getting lost.

He mentions Black Cat once, and everyone comes to the "totally logical" conclusion that Catwoman had a daughter, and that Peter and Felicia also have a weird almost dating thing going on.

Peter has been forced to go to some fancy events with Tony before so he knows how to act at rich people galas, which of course just adds fuel to the time travel theory.

Peter keeps accidentally referencing things that don't exist/didn't happen. Everyone just assumes these things didn't happen/don't exist yet.

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Everyone in the league is shocked when Batman turns out to be *the* billionaire playboy, Bruce Wayne.

Of course Superman would be too, but he looked horrified, shell shocked. Bruce simply couldn't understand *why*. He thought Clark wanted this. Most of the reason Bruce had decided to finally reveal his identity, was for him. He thought Clark wanted more than their rooftop kisses and secrets. And he was finally, finally ready to give him more. Show him his life outside the suit.

And he looked at him like /that/.

Bruce was once again wearing his cowl when Superman eventually pulled him aside to talk, looking uncharacteristically nervous in his suit.

"What do you need?" Bruce's gaze was cold and hard as he spoke, trying to brace himself for the imminent rejection, keeping his pulse as steady as he could, hoping Clark's superhuman senses wouldn't give away the dread building in his gut.

At the very least Clark would let him down gently. He would be kind. He was /always/ kind. That didn't stop the ache in his chest.

"You have kids?" The words came out with that same look of panic on Clark's face.

"It doesn't change anything, of course! I just, I didn't know. I don't know any of them. I understand why you didn't tell me-" Clark cut himself off for a moment closing the distance between them and taking Bruce's hand in his own, his grip like iron. Bruce had never seen him so nervous.

"I want to meet them. Please. I will be the best I can be for them. For you." Clark met his gaze, and Bruce realized two things.

One, he was an idiot to think Clark would reject him.

Two, he was going to marry this man.

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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.

Like they drop down and Tony is like

“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”

I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.

Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.

Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.

Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says

“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”

And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.

Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.

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Uncle Ben?!?!?!

It's not Jason Todd. (Make no mistake I do like it and the uncle-nephew relationship between them on fics. But there is another one I think would be hilarious for me but like brutal for Bruce and confusing/amusing to the other bat members. Alfred's not really surprised though.)

Damian Wayne is Ben Parker.

Bruce is gonna lose his shit when he discovers that alternate Damian (Uncle Ben) was gunned down. Are the Wayne's predisposed to being victims of gun violence? Bruce Wayne thinks so.

Jason: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This one taught you that. *Shakes a furious Damian*

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A little snippet based off this post

Tim and Stephanie would both like to preface they know what they're doing is a bad idea. They do not need Duke, who is also listening in, to repeatedly tell them how terrible of an idea this is. He still does anyway, just to make sure he can rub it in when this all backfires later, but really, Tim and Stephanie already know.

They have both just decided to ignore that silly little fact in the name of information gathering.

So here sits Steph and Duke, huddled up in Duke's bedroom in front of Tim's laptop. Tim, meanwhile, is disguised as some random blonde haired, brown eyed kid. His fake backstory is vaguely based off one socialite or another, because even though he can change his tone or his accent, he just can't seem to hide the wealthy sounding lit in his voice.

In the back of his head, Jason and Stephanie's voices overlap. Once a rich boy always a rich boy, they say. Tim shivers.

"The Baby Bird has landed in The Nest." Duke sighs over Tim's com. "I still don't understand why the codenames are necessary."

"You know why they're necessary."

"Ow!"

Tim may not be in the same room as them, but it's not hard to figure out that Stephanie gave Duke a good punch on the arm. If Tim was there himself, he would've done it too. Duke knows that saying Peter's name within a miles range of the manor will cause the entire family to appear.

Duke himself wasn't even originally part of the plan! The only reason he's here is because Steph said Peter's name while they were talking, and then Duke just happened to wander one of the empty rooms in the manor! Seriously, what business did he even have in there?!

"Landing in the nest." Tim whispers. "Muting now."

"Roger that."

He mutes their side of the com, so they can hear everything he hears, but he can't hear them. It can be overridden by the two still at the manor if the need be, but Tim has faith that he at least won't fuck up that bad. Not bad enough for any help Steph can offer to be useful, at least.

He steps inside the coffee shop Peter frequents, oddly enough, it's actually called The Nest, and Tim's favorite cafe. It's the only place he can get their liquid death special, and he's pretty sure the only reason they keep it around is because he always tips at least $200 when he comes.

It makes sense that Peter would also frequent the place since he's his future nephew. Though, it's probably because Tim passed down his coffee habits. A fact that he will elect to keep from Dick so the man doesn't kill him before Peter's born.

Speaking of Peter, he just sat down in the far corner booth. The one that still has ink stained in the old wood, from that time he got a little too frustrated working on a case here. The one that has Dick's lightly carved initials in the side of the table, because when he wants to spend one on one time with Tim he likes to bring him here, knowing he can't say no to their coffee.

It makes him warm, knowing they probably continued the tradition with Peter when he was old enough.

Currently, Peter is tinkering with a futuristic looking watch. His coffee sits a good distance away, an obviously learned behavior, because Tim does the same thing after many many many drinks lost to an unrefined sweep of his arm. He's pulling other pieces out of a good sized black backpack next to him, quickly covering the whole booth in random looking machinery, completely engrossed in his project.

So Tim does what any other self respecting uncle whose nephew doesn't know he's his uncle, would do. He buys his favorite coffee, adjusts the blonde wig by running a seemingly innocuous hand through it, tips the barista, and sits across from his nephew with a smile.

He calls it a win when Peter wearily returns it.

"Sorry if I'm intruding." Tim starts, throwing a little rasp in his voice for the sake of his cover. "I was just curious about what you're... Working on... Looks complicated."

"Oh, it's a uh-- personal project. For my mentor. I'm under strict NDAs."

Tim nods. He wonders if Peter's telling the truth, and if he is, he's sure the NDAs are from WE, it's just a question on who he's referring to as a mentor.

"Ah, that's too bad. Do you mind if I just sit and watch? For curiosity's sake, I mean."

Even to his own ears that sounded suspicious, but he's never been good at improv. That's more Jason and Dick's thing.

Peter, at the very least, doesn't seem to care. He just shrugs and sips his coffee.

In that case, whatever he's working on probably can't be replicated at this point in time. There's probably some big discovery that hasn't been made yet, which makes Tim wonder who made the discovery. He'd bet $50 on himself or Bruce.

Conversation doesn't continue after that, so Tim just sits and observes.

Peter is clearly skilled. He moves with an assured elegance only to be competed with by himself and Jason, since both of them are the most skilled engineers of the family, though in two different fields. It's especially impressive with the eyebags that pull heavily on Peter's face, which he's sure he got from Bruce and not him no siree. Peter did not learn to overwork himself to death from him, that would be unacceptable.

The exhaustion leaks into his whole body. Low shoulders, slow movements, heavy slouching, small periods of zoning out and coming back to himself. He looks a little bit like shit, if Tim were to be fully honest.

At least it will be easier to get information out of him this way. The quicker they get information, the quicker they can send him home, the quicker his family can bundle him up and let him sleep for a week.

"So," Tim cannot help but break the silence. He's an anxious talker. "Your mentor? Is he cool?"

Peter pauses, his eyes slowly dragging up to meet Tim's brown contacts. "He's the best. I spend basically all my time with him nowadays."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. He's kinda hard on me, but it's just cuz he cares, y'know? He thinks he's this like- manipulative genius that has somehow fooled me into liking him, but honestly, he's giving himself too much credit. He just doesn't want to accept the fact that he's a good person, or that he's gone soft."

Peter rambles and Tim listens, nodding along as he talks. He's sure Duke and Stephanie are tuned in as well. Between the three of them there's no way they don't at least get some information on how to help him.

"I'm sure your parents are thrilled about that." Tim puts implication in his tone. He's not sure what he's apparently implying, but insinuation tends to make people defensive, and getting defensive makes people talk.

Peter does not get defensive.

"I wouldn't know." He shrugs. "They're not here for me to ask."

"Oh, where are they?" Tim asks, like an idiot.

"Dead."

Tim's whole world may have just crumbled before his eyes. He feels like somebody just crushed his lungs with their barehands, and then stuck them back in, sideways.

The first thought that comes to him is he cannot tell Dick. Under no circumstances can Dick find out. Hell, Tim kinda wishes he hadn't found out.

"I'm sorry for your loss." His throat is dry, the coffee isn't helping.

"Nah, it's alright. They died when I was little, so I don't have a lot of memories of them anyway."

"I-It's still unfortunate." Tim coughs. "So who raised you then? If you don't mind me asking."

A smile overtakes Peter's face. It's warm, loving, and wistful. It makes Peter look five years younger, and that makes Tim's heart clench.

"My uncle and aunt did."

"You look very fond of them."

Peter looks more awake than has this whole time, just the slightest bit bashful. "I am. They're the best."

Tim is having a hard time grasping how utterly crushed he feels, he can only hope it doesn't show on his face as he talks. Maybe he can play it off as being overly sympathetic.

"So it was just you guys then? No other family?"

"Nope." Peter shakes his head. "My uncle didn't really get along with any of them, and after he took me in, my aunt went no contact like he did."

So it was probably Jason who took him in then, which is somehow exactly something he would do and nothing like him at the same time. Tim has to wonder where Bruce was, or himself. And which aunt? Tim bets on Stephanie, but it could've been Cass.

"It sounds like you've lived an interesting life."

"Yeah. I wouldn't trade it for the world though." The truth in those words aches Tim's chest, he feels so winded... Lost, maybe. He almost forgets to listen when Peter continues reminiscing. "My aunt definitely did her fair share to make it interesting. She's basically the fiery redhead stereotype, but she cares a lot about everyone..."

Whatever Peter says next gets lost as Tim sinks into his own thoughts. The aunt is not Cass or Steph, unless one of them has been repeatedly dying their hair for years. Steph might still be on the table, maybe. More likely is Barbara, or possibly even Kori, maybe Roy is trans and hasn't told anyone yet. He'll have to ask Jason when he gets the chance.

Tim regrets his coffee, he thinks he's gonna be sick.

"Are you okay?"

Clearly, Tim is doing a bad job at hiding it.

"Yeah, sorry I need to get back home now, but thanks for keeping me company."

He could have stayed. Probably should have, even. But Tim doesn't think he can stand another moment with that old ink stain in eyesight.

"Oh yeah, it's no problem. I didn't mean to ramble to you like that."

Peter rubs his hand on the back of his neck, his eyes trailing off in the distance. He's embarrassed, he knows it for sure because Dick makes that exact same expression.

Tim walks out, and the chime of the bell above the coffee shop door sounds more far away than it should.

He can distantly hear Stephanie's voice in his ear say, "Well. Fuck."

Tim couldn't have put it better himself

I wrote this at 1am and it's barely proofread so don't @ me if there are mistakes. Who would've thought this would be my first piece of writing posted on this blog, huh

1) the watch. It's the universe hopping watch from spiderverse, figured that'd be a good explanation for how he got here and for what he's doing at the coffee shop

2) complete coincidence that it was that coffee shop fyi, he just needed a place to work

3) he chose that booth bc it's the booth that overlooks the entire cafe. It's vigilante 101 about seating choices.

4) thank you to @magicpiano for the original post. I have so many more thoughts about it but I doubt I'll write another piece... Maybe <(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)>

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