i also do headcannons and random memes. yeet
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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#my hero academia#mha#boku no hero academia#bnha#endeavor#todoroki#shoto#dark shadow#toga himiko#fumikage tokoyami#ochako uraraka#pokemon#edits#bakugou katsuki
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Prompt Announcement! ✨
Here are the prompts for Xanlow Week 2024! Let's make this a fan week fit for a king! 👑
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i love random damian skills that never get brought back they're so funny
Like yeah, of course this ten year old can mimic voices of teenagers and fully grown adults enough to trick THE FUCKING BATMANS SECURITY SYSTEM IN HIS MOST SECURE BASE. of course he can do that


also of course he can survive being stabbed in a vital organ. yeah. he can just...move it aside from the knife that he was stabbed with and heal fully while he sleeps. just move HIS LIVER out the way. I'm sure tim would appreciate that skill for his spleen but whatever.

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New fanfic in the Glenn AU! This time its Joan, Felix and Glenn's mother.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56937799
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Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.



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Putting a hardstyle track over this Bollywood movie worked amazing [x]
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THE WRONG TWO BEATLES DIED FIRST
Contrary to popular belief, Babe Ruth did not call his famous home run shot. He was actually giving the finger to a hot dog salesman who cheated him out of $12.
The sun does not really give off light. It merely appears that way because everything around it is dark.
Indianapolis, the capital of Indiana, is actually located in Brazil. It only seems to be in Indiana when viewed on a map.
A cheetah is actually slower than a armadillo, it only appears to be faster because the armadillo moves so slowly.
Unbelievably a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However it does require a substantial element of surprise.
Its now possible to travel completely around the world without money or credit cards. You must be prepared, however, to walk and swim extremely long distances.
Two times Two is not four. it is nine. Actually, everything is nine. except seventeen. seventeen i actually six.
The sky is not blue, it merely looks that way because blue is the name we gave to that color.
Drinking and driving dont mix. Safety Experts suggest doing your drinking first, and get it out of the way. Then go driving.
When your toilet wont stop running, and you put your hand in the tank to fix the chain, do you wonder, briefly, whether or not the water in the tank has already been in the bowl?
If you cant say anything nice about someone, just go ahead anyway.
If i ever have a stroke i hope its in the morning so i dont take my vitamins for nothing that day,
If no one knows when a person will die, how can we say that they died prematurely?
I can’t wait for the sun to explode, Just 3 billion years left.
Some one said to me “I can’t believe Micheal Jackson is dead.” and I thought, “Doesn’t this guy know? Everybody is dead, its all a matter of degree.”
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In the future:
The human life span will be 200 years, but the last 150 will be spent in unremitting pain and sadness.
No one will take drugs, but people will still buy them and conceal them from police.
All people will speak the same language, but no one will speak it well.
All farming will cease and the land will b used for loitering.
A race of people will be discovered living in the center of the earth, when one of them comes up to buy a sunlamp.
A team of astronauts attempt, to harness an asteroid and never be seen again.
Man will learn to control the weather with a large hammer
At birth religions will charge someone $50,000 and then pretty much leave them alone,
All the knowledge in the world will be put on a single tiny silicon chip which someone will misplace.
The speed of the earth’s rotation will increase and everyone less than 110 pounds will be thrown into space.
Every part of the human body will be replaceable, but all parts will be on backorder.
Chickens will operate on gasoline and surprisingly many will get good mileage.
The insane will no longer be housed in asylums instead they will be displayed in department store windows.
The oceans will dry up and peoople will find things they dropped in the toilet many years ago
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Rambles and thoughts that keep me up at night.
Saw a guy wearing a “couples for Christ” t-shirt, but he was alone???
Whats the difference between a Drop and a Droplet? Is it size? If so why are there no Crumblets?
Email/Texting is communicating with people you don’t want to talk to.
I hope these “Ecology” people save a species that makes a comeback and kills us all.
I wonder what Masturbation fantasies Stephen King has.
Overseas is over used, the way I see it, Baltimore to London is over 1 sea.
There are “caregivers” and “caretakers” yet these words are not opposites. Why?
Whenever I hear “gated community” I think of Auschwitz.
I bet there are murderous turf wars of gangs brutally killing eachother over the right to sell ECSTASY
ever see a dead fly on your windowsill and wonder how it died?
Be careful who you befriend, eventually they all ask you for something. The future aint what it use to be
I was reading abot “cross training” and wondered if that would have helped Jesus.
A radio commercial said there are diet pills that are 3xs faster than starvation. Are they guessing or did they run tests?
OPTOMIST: “I have no friends, no family, no money, no food, no job, no credit, no hope, and no future. However, I do have matches, tooth picks, chewing gum, paperclips, rubber bands, shoelaces, and scotch tape. Maybe things aren’t so bad.
A childrens museum sounds like a great idea, but i bet its hard to breathe in those little glass cases.
Why is it you only hear of Figments as part of imagination? are there other kinds of Figments?
Know what you never see? a Korean gy with freckles and a hook nose.
I had no shoes and i was feeling sorry for myself, until I met a man with no feet and stole his shoes.
I keep hearing on the news about this "cycle of violence” It reminded me that when I was a kid I had one of those too. After school I would pedal it around the neighborhood, hitting other kids over the head with a long steel pipe.
I dont own any stocks or bonds, my money is all tied up in debt.
Im an outsider by choice, but not truely. Its the unpleasantness if the system that keeps me out. Id rather be in a good system. That where my discontent comes from being forced to choose to stay outside.
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A List of Headcanons
Azzy and I rp Supernatural sometimes. Here are some headcanons we usually employ! Any agreement/argument?
Dean and Benny, both being cooks, would totally fight over the kitchen - nobody would complain because it's delicious either way
Samandriel isn't just a Cas fanboy, he's THE Cas fanboy
Cas was put in charge of the Fledglings at some point and Samandriel was his favorite
Gabriel also was in charge of Fledglings at some point, but wasn't the best at watching them
At least one Fledgling fell into the primordial ooze on Gabriel's watch
He may or may not have thrown them into it in an attempt to teach them to fly
Kevin, repressed as he is, is probably actually really into everything? Mostly kink-wise, but also just getting into tons of research when he doesn't have to?
Dean wants a Big Family™ and will steal and raise any unattended babies/orphans he finds
Benny makes bomb beignets
Sam doesn't like talking about "Groundhog Day"
Dean doesn't like talking about that he liked being a torturer in Hell
Cas would trust Dean to hurt him, if Dean needed to lash out that way
So would Sam tbh
Balthazar left heaven when he realized Cas didn't love him back as anything more than a friend
Bobby would steal all of the Winchesters's kids...he would still somehow be surprised when one called him Grampa Bobby, though
Gabriel likes pointing out that SOOO many things are just "bread" - regular bread, flat bread, rice bread, sweet bread, etc
Lucifer is so confused and annoyed by Gabriel and bread that he starts throwing a fit when people start calling everything he eats "____ bread"
Kevin is the most caffeine-addicted member of the fam
Crowley is definitely their friend, but they all collectively play along when he denies liking them... like, at least 65% of the time
Sam and Cas jog together
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✨ Writing slowly does not make your a bad writer.
✨ Needing to do a lot of editing on your writing does not make you a bad writer.
✨ People expressing dislike of the themes and ideas in your writing does not make you a bad writer.
✨ Writing about ideas that have been written about before does not make you a bad writer.
✨ It's okay to take it slow. It's okay to need to edit a lot. It's okay if some people don't like your themes or ideas. It's okay if your work is not completely "original"-- no one's is.
✨ Don't let yourself or other people discourage you from writing.
✨ Don't give up on your writing!
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