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welcome to my prompt list! A list of 200+ prompts that I love, whether they be from fics I’ve read or other lists I’ve seen floating around. I hope you enjoy ♡
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teacher: your son keeps swearing in class
lilly: i’ll talk to him about it
[later at home]
lilly, to her son: what the fuck man
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Rikkard: you can’t go. You will die.
Lilly: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you have to sacrifice your queen.
Rikkard:
Rikkard: That’s exactly how you lose at chess.
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pick your fighter
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
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I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
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I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together
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REBLOG TO SPREAD AWARENESS
What vets do behind closed doors
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