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I found some really good Stolas ASMR videos for those who love Helluva Boss and/or ASMR. They're also perfect for those whose fictional caregiver (or one of their fictional CGs if they have multiple /pos) is Stolas ✨️

The one where Stolas reads a bedtime story to the listener makes me feel so tiny ☺️

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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you "The government wouldn´t do that!" Oh yes. they would.

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N jus this on its own because moOd

feral angel and some aDoring Crowleys

:) click for better quality

Idea from @sheofthetea :)

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Local kinky asexual surprised when kink tags are full of sex

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Listen. Listen. Crowley picking up Aziraphale bridal-style and visibly struggling because he is a weak toothpick but both he and Aziraphale like the game they play of Aziraphale being the damsel in distress and Crowley being the dashing rescuer and/or roguish scoundrel rescuer too much so they are both delighted anyways

And then real shit goes down and Aziraphale scoops up Crowley like he weighs a feather and runs off with him and they both discover they like that too, very much

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happy new year, y’all

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since it’s a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. it’s community-mapped, so it’s possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully it’ll help some people.

please reblog this post if you’ve got trans followers. stay safe.

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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Gotta love how Stolitz is like... childhood friends to strangers to transactional fuckbuddies of the kinky kind to exes to *almost fucking die for each other* to roommates to "omg omg are we about to kiss rn 😳"

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sinsmas stolas

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On my KNEES begging season 3 to give us Stolas being his sassiest self to whoever dares to treat his Blitz with even an ounce of disrespect.

And yes, I'm thinking clients, old enemies (like DHORKS), other commoners in the street, even other Goetia, but like—

Like I am full-on picturing Cash Buckzo making an appearance to take advantage of IMP's fame and airing all of Blitz's dirty laundry about the fire, and while everyone else just gapes and Blitz hyperventilates, Stolas just raises an eyebrow at Cash, hands on his hips, and goes "so you, as the ringleader and adult in charge, deemed it a good idea to celebrate a birthday party next to the firework stash? And your solution was to blame your own incompetence on a teenager?" effectively murdering Cash on the spot.

Does anyone see my vision???

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OK but Stolitz from Fizz's perspective though...

There's this guy who was your best friend and crush when you were teens, but he maimed and abandoned you and now you hate his guts. 15 years later he shows up at the club where you work at and his date is a literal demon prince.

A couple of months later the two of you get kidnapped and literally the first thing you find out about his personal life is that he thinks what he has with the Prince is only fetishist sex. But it turns out the Prince is actually trying to spend time with this dude you hate, laughing at his jokes and commenting on his photos. Okay, so this asshole is in complete denial. Whatever. It's not like you care.

You get home that night and find out that the prince was actually at your house asking your partner for a powerful shiny rock as a present for your new rekindled friend because he has feelings for him. Wow, no surprises there. A few more months go by and your friend visits you and he's here to buy the most top-notch sex toys for his Prince. Aw, cute, does this mean your friend has finally realised they both have feelings for one another?

NOPE! Instead, two months later, you watch your friend almost get executed on live TV before the prince storms in, makes up a story about being a villain, and saves your friend's life, losing it all in the process!

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Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

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