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✝☂♈♌

Headcanon meme! Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you…

✝:  any religious beliefs my muse has:

((None in particular, being rich and materialistic by birth would likely leave the conception of any faith out the window here, I don’t see him being able to convert either since he places himself as the highest priority in his life at all times.))

☂:  what my muse does on a rainy day:

((I think he more than likely takes the brief moment of solidarity in stride. The dudes always ends up surrounded by yes men or the press, so this would be a time where he tries to write new pieces of music since it’s his favorite thing to do. He might also read, or try different artistic things, all of which turn out way too perfectly.

Unlike Squidward, I think Squilliam really values absolute silence.))

♈:  the most daring thing your muse has ever done:

((Not entirely certain here. He’s manipulative and corrupt as a person at times, I could easily see him doing something legally and morally grey just to spite others for his own entertainment. In a positive daring I think him constantly reaching out to SpongeBob and Squidward is important since he really has no conceptual friends otherwise.))

♌:  three things my muse is enthusiastic about:

((COMPOSING, FINE ART, AND NSWF!))

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☺:  three things that make my muse happy

☻:  three things that make my muse sad

✝:  any religious beliefs my muse has

☎ :  my muse’s ringtone

♫:  three of my muse’s favorite songs

♪:  three songs that remind me of my muse

★:  a wish my muse has

☑:  something my muse has accomplished that they’re proud of

☢:  something my muse is afraid of

☂:  what my muse does on a rainy day

→:  is my muse any good with directions?

☮:  is my muse a happy person?

웃:  three people that are important to my muse

☃:  does my muse like the holidays?

☯:  is my muse more idealistic or cynical?

▲:  my muse’s happiest memory

✄:  is my muse creative?

⌘:  was my muse good in school?

✿:  is my muse an outdoors person?

♈:  the most daring thing your muse has ever done

♉:  is my muse prone to jealousy?

♊:  is my muse smart?

♋:  is my muse emotional?

♌:  three things my muse is enthusiastic about

♍:  is my muse shy?

♎:  is my muse vain or cocky?

♏:  something my muse obsesses over

♐:  is my muse blunt or do they beat around the bush?

♑:  is my muse an optimist or a pessimist?

♒:  is my muse emotional or more detached?

♓:  my muse’s biggest secret

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squareyellowfellow:

After a brief pause, he let out an slightly embarrassed chuckle. “Goodness, I’m sorry, look at me, rambling on… Anyways, yeah. We’re fairly new to this relationship but, y’know. We’ve been friends for so long…” A dreamy looked crossed his face as he remembered Squidward’s words to him on their first date, how seriously he’d wanted to take it… for a few seconds, he seemed to have forgotten Squilliam was even there!

Probably something the guy wasn’t used to…

The sponge had been going on for quite the awhile now, but this was one of those rare moments where Squilliam didn't mind all too much. And to think about that part about the mille-feuille? How classy was that, Squidward had surely never cooked something so impeccable in their youth together!

Why with that talent he should be working in a real restaurant and not that dump of a crab trap as a lousy cashier!. The emotions on the cephalopods mind transmuted quickly onto his face, a look of actual joy and interest easily apparent.

"Let me guess you're the one that asked him out, didn't you? There's no way the old bean simply overcame his ego on his own did he?"

Perhaps that was rude, and definitely not necessary but heck with it, any chance to take s dig at a rival was definitely worth taking. Especially with this strange new feeling growing in his chest, what was it again. Jealousy? HA! As if, how could I the amazing Squilliam Fancyson be jealous of an octopus with so little in life? I mean please. Right?

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listen here BINCH paws off my MAN òwó (crack)

“OH SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB DESERVES A REAL OCTOPUS THAT CAN GIVE HIM HMMM, DOORKNOOOOOOOOOBS!”

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squareyellowfellow:

On this beautiful, cloudless Sunday afternoon Spongebob was tending to his spice garden. On the top of his head, he adorned a wicker sun hat, as well as a pair of gardening gloves and overalls in lieu of his usual dress shirt, shorts and tie. A small radio sat on a wall near him, playing some of Bikini Bottom’s most popular tunes on the charts that week, ones Spongebob knew well, humming along as he used the sprinkler on his prized plants; he was sure that they would make a wonderful addition to Squidward’s recipes. Little bit of fresh coriander or basil or something else entirely in the next dish… hopefully that’d make his lovely love happy!

The young man was snapped out of his daydreaming about his next date with the octopus, turning around and seeing a somewhat familiar face a few feet away from him- at first, he thought Squidward had returned home earlier than promised, but after blinking a few times to adjust his eyes to the distant figure, he realized that it was an octopus, yes, but not his octopus.

“Hello?”

Neptune, he really did need to get his eyes checked; or start wearing his glasses more often. Turning off the hose, and approaching the fence that surrounded his backyard, Spongebob leant a little closer; and realized that it was none other than Squilliam! There was no mistaking that mono-brow.

“Oh. Hello, Squilliam.”

Although his tone remained polite, he by no means would be going out of his way to be over the top with pleasantries. “Long time no see…! You’re looking for Squidward? I’m not his servant, silly, I’m his boyfriend! … Uh, n-neighbor.” Should he have let that first part slip? Squidward was somewhat private about their relationship at times, would he want his arch rival of all people to know?

… Well, it was too late to backpedal, now. “Boyfriend slash neighbour. I’m afraid he’s out right now, said he wouldn’t be back until tonight. You might wanna come back tomorrow. He has plans this evening.” Yeah, with him, in fact.

“Squidward has a boyfriend, I can’t believe it how adorable!” 

Although Squillam said it in his usual tone he did mean it genuinely, the brief encounters he’d had with the yellow sponge were definitely unique so far. He could never forget how adorable the two had been when they tried to replicate a fine dining experience for him; even if they were only able to match his genius for about 11 minutes. 

“Hold on wait, how long have you two been dating, please I must know more!”

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“ahyis my fcorite epizode Squilliam Sucks on Squidwards Eggs. haha how funee tomalathin, mi favorito parto was then Eponggge Bibble mr cleaned his bwain. haha. nik lo dee-ann should make more funne Squid jokes ith mustchio on forstachio boii.”

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“why yes tim kanye that would be a most marvelous time do let us proceed to the consummation of alcohol to reminisce on old times.’

“ Woo!! Spingbob spingpants we are friend s again yes I Want ot know do you think suqilliam returneth I want to reolplaytheepisodenow whre spongebob become human after all only human after all dont put your blame on peal

we will be able to bring in the waitings and we while hold nick o lo deon as your mother in our arms of dying breads  h ha I missed you my frin”

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“why yes tim kanye that would be a most marvelous time do let us proceed to the consummation of alcohol to reminisce on old times.’

fancy-living-digest:

הטאקו שלי הוא צרור של בטן עשב בשל בשל המרוט. לבוא. אתה מרגיש את זה? את הריק של מזון הלטיני בקרוב גישות, תוכל להתגבר על זה? או שתמותו לכאבים אנאליים אפלים עבור כל הטוסט של חלב הטוסט של המאה?

“ I DO NOt SUMMON SELF TO YOU TO PLAY THE GAMES BRADLEY DEAR BAKERY YOU SHALL COME TO BAR AND HAVE A DRINK TALK ABOUT LIFE COME NOW HILLENBURG WOULD BE MAD” :((((((

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הטאקו שלי הוא צרור של בטן עשב בשל בשל המרוט. לבוא. אתה מרגיש את זה? את הריק של מזון הלטיני בקרוב גישות, תוכל להתגבר על זה? או שתמותו לכאבים אנאליים אפלים עבור כל הטוסט של חלב הטוסט של המאה?

fancy-living-digest:

“ I’m a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox. Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/dee_bradley_baker_562550 “

“ これを翻訳しないでください .”

“ Uničil vas bom!”

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“ I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox. Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/dee_bradley_baker_562550 “

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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!1″

“ I just felt like there was a world of cartoon voices that had to be discovered by me.”

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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!1″

fancy-living-digest:

“What are you on about and where did you get this number?” Squilliam asked before hinging up violently. “Ha, that’ll show him,” he thought to himself.

     With a ‘haha, SCHWING!!!’ tom Kenn disappear. He soon then appear next to you!! Squilliam… Fancyson…….. NExt to you be breathe and breathe and scream in a soft voice,

“ Mo no you donot deny me ok? Cmon let’s go to our voice actor’s guild when are you playing Squilliam again Smash Brows Ultimate with Miyamoto?”

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“What are you on about and where did you get this number?” Squilliam asked before hinging up violently. “Ha, that’ll show him,” he thought to himself.

Another Soul For The Harvest | Source

Oh no it appear that squill ahs reponded!!!

“ Mmhmm I see :) “

     ROM BENNY SLORPS THE UNIVERSE and expectorates back. Waiting for a replyfrom Bakerson Fancy. 

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Baker Baker where art thou Bradley Dee? Missing you I sure

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squidink-tortellini:

     SQUILLIAM FANCYSON!? No… no no no, not here, not now…! Ooooh how he hated that son of a seadog…! What in Davy Jones’ Locker could he possibly want?! A… hang out? Date??? No, not a date, just your standard public humiliation. Squidward grimaced,

“ You’re kidding me, right? What makes you think I’ll say yes to being publicly dragged by you?! Get lost, Squilliam, I SERIOUSLY have no time for this!!! And… for your information…! I don’t have a shellphone due to a particular incident! BEH-SIDES I could afford TEN of those, easy!!!”

“Aww come now Squiddy that’s no way to be,” he said turning Squidward frown upside down quite literally, having picked up the sides of his mouth with his tentacles. When it was that Squilliam had lost any sense of personal space was uncertain, but the two had known each other for most of their lives which might have been the largest contributing factor to such intimate engagement from him.

“Honestly now, I came completely of my own accord here, look there’s even no paparazzi!” Leaning into Squidwards left ear he whispered, “That’s because I payed them off.” Squilliam returned to his normal smug positioning, hips outward in flamboyant fashion. “Look old chap whether you join me tonight or not is completely your choice, but I am offering to bury the hatchet here, it would be rude to not to accept!”

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Forest Stream, Ivan Shishkin

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@squareyellowfellow liked for a starter!

It was just another Sunday in Bikini Bottom as it’s richest octopus made his way across town. For Squilliam it was a day like any other, his boredom as high as it always was, having managed to ditch that annoying posse for a brief period of sobriety in the streets. As the hours passed he found himself on the end of conch street where his old frienimy Squidward resided. 

“Hah, what a dump,” the cephalopod thought to himself, “Surely that loser has more class than to live around here!” Feeling the impulse to mock his rival -and totally not to hang out with one of the only people he liked- Squilliam took it upon himself to casually stroll up to the blue tiki home and start knocking. “Hmm, no response.”

Squlliam took a look around from the front door, the lights seemed out which meant the old chap most not be up to his usual failed attempts at art. But where oh where could he be at this hour of the weekend? Suddenly within his vision he saw the fry cook Squidward worked with tending a nearby garden. Perhaps Squiddy had finally invested in a butler, ha-uh-haha, about time! And with that the richest jerk in Bikini Bottom approached SpongeBob strolling, smug grin and everything. “Squidward’s servant, can you please point me in the direction of your master, I wish to berate him on his choice of living quarters.”

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Détail de « Dante et Virgile » par William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1850).