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where's that post 'getting brain damage from pissing myself off
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why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual
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If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited
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lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?
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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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