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Hozier would've made a great Human Beast.
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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
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Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
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Reasons to watch Daredevil #1: Matt Murdock's Obscene Mouth
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THIS IS KILLING ME
#Poppy and ema#which is normal#but my step moms grandkid was calling baby Andrea for a bit#it was so funny and no one knows where he got it from
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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
#Farmer whose land has been cursed for generations#i can have a cute ass farm that literally makes no money why not
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OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
I've been trying to figure out why in the world they decided to put Annabeth in purple in the show given that's not at all a color associated with her and. I think. I might have just figured it out...
it's.... the same colors on all of them... tell me they didnt. tell me they didnt....
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this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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Philippa and Albion Finch Bridgerton (2020-)
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