falleraatje
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she/her. 20s. This blog does not accurately resemble the mess that is my brain.
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i don't usually go for crack fic, but there's something really beautiful about fic that takes a cracky premise and plays it utterly straight, to the point of genuine human pathos that's only enhanced by the sheer ridiculousness of what's actually happening
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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while
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on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably
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there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it
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not to be horny or anything but i’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair.
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dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life
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unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems
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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again
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