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reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

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Oh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!

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A Knight’s Calling

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wait new tag game. tell me if you’re good or terrible at cooking then tell me where u fall among ur siblings, like oldest youngest etc etc

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I was gonna do polar bei-jun, but then… Mobig D-ck flipped me (+selkie?SQH)

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click link for the name of your stand tho

STANDS HERE GET YER STANDS HERE

Tag with the name of the stand you got

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I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.

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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

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I actually had this happen to me once- someone who had actively tried to push me to kill myself in high school reached out to me after we graduated to apologize, and we ended up becoming friends, and after like... idk 6 years of being insanely close it blew the fuck up in a really ugly way and I realized I’d STILL been being abused the entire fucking time. It was god damn nightmare. Just leave people the fuck alone, I get the sentiment but most people would prefer to never have to think about you again.

i get the sentiment i’ve been seeing around tumblr lately of “if you were mean to someone as a kid or teen you should message them now to apologize” but idk. if one of my junior high bullies messaged me that would be kind of unwelcome tbh. leave me alone actually

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A Cloudy take on Hisuian Noivern, as a belated b-day gift for one special bat friend c: @cloudbatcave

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Why am I still seeing the fucking ball pit on my dash in 2022. Stop that.

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in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

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as an empath i begin crying uncontrollably before the onion is even cut