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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

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A mild list of devotion paladin things;

Swearing your oath on your wedding band, your friendship totems, or the letters from loved ones you collect in a box 

Inviting neighbors and friends to your dinner table and leaving the fruit on the outside of your gardens unpicked for whoever needs it

Holding your best friend so tightly you can feel their past selves starting to cry with how much you love them.

Making hot cider from scratch on the apples you gave your last few coins for, and serving it to the people that need the warmth the most.

Finding one reason to keep going a day, and sometimes it really is one, but it makes you smile enough to step forward.

Befriending the dragon over a mutual love for horticulture or witty wordplay.

Knowing when to draw your blade, and always drawing it for the sake of your friends.

Doing a string of good deeds that escalates rapidly into knowing everyone on a first name basis and being handed a prized hen. 

Being the safest person in the room to hold, love, and cry on.

Kneeling to pray, and all of your prayers being kindnesses.

Kissing and laughing about kissing at the same time.

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Hey everyone! I've decided to open some pay what you want ($15 minimum) headshot/portrait commissions on Ko-Fi! I'm currently not making very much money sadly and could use the extra income. The turnaround for these should be 3-5 days maximum!

Shares are appreciated <3

>> Link here! <<

Aaaand some examples:

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Will you clean the blood off my mouth?

I would never bite you.

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lyds doodle!! it's not much but it's honest work 💪

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it seems a little fucked up that bodies don't have a little reset button that you can press with a toothpick or something that unclenches your jaw resets your headache loosens your muscles takes away all the aches and pains someone's gotta get on that i think

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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It feels like this every time I write a fic

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if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

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It’s time for Knight Posting

When mages keep creating homuncului out of dead knights, they’re eventually gonna become their own whole species, & someone’s gotta take care of ‘em. That’s where the Knightrearers come in!

Knight Bite Ratings based on this

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i wanted to give the concept @thescrolls-haveforetold developed in this post my own spin. This took a bit of research hehe

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nord midwives having wolf embroidery or wolf pelts draped around them . yeah.

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Hanging out. Thinking about stuff.