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Tokoyami Fumikage : This is going to sound a little dramatic, but would you cry if you were attending my funeral?

Aoyama Yuuga : Are you insane? I'd be sobbing uncontrollably. I'd be screaming while lying and shaking on the floor like some scene from "The Exorcist". I'd be choking on my own spit and tears.

Tokoyami Fumikage : Ah, so you really like me.

Aoyama Yuuga : Yeah! Also I'd be trying to pull focus.

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Bakugou Katsuki : No matter how far away I try to get from Deku, he always finds a way to cross my path somehow... It's so annoying! It's like the red string of destiny or some ****.

Todoroki Shouto : Maybe you were lovers in another life?

Bakugou Katsuki : Are you ****ing kidding? I hate him, you dumb***! I want to tear him limb from limb!

Todoroki Shouto : Oh. Then maybe you were MARRIED in another life?

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Best of tags #16

@bunnyramen on Bakugou’s food preferences: (Link)

#kiri: Bro your breath is gonna judo kick me in the face 😭💀#imagine bakugou trying to kiss him right after this#bro booty hole gonna be on life support 😭#ass gonna be speaking some backwards latin ol possessed ass havin-#the cooks back there said 8 Hail Marys and splashed holy water on that bitch this man is seeing the LORD#kiribaku#katsuki bakugou#bakugou katsuki#eijirou kirishima#this man ass surpasses fire this bitch is on inferno type shit#the cooks tears add to the flavor of this man is going to need his stomach pumped and needs to fill out his own death certificate#he basically asked for death on a plate with the grim reapers breath on the side#waiter prolly went to the back to call the bomb squad on stand by#the amount of warm gum Kiri probably keeps in his pockets would have no affect#everyone in the diner loses -80 hp when he takes the first bite#this man’s colon is gonna fucking rupture#kiri would just sit dumbfounded that this man that he’s fallen for ate every bit of that shit#that bill would probably look like a prison rap sheet#kiri do not kiss this man ever this dudes breath will never be the same

...is this xhat Viktor Frankestein felt like? Have I created a monster?

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@softer-ua on Shinsou’s quirk and amnesia: (Link)

#Ojiro the poor boy did suffer from memory loss but Izuku didn’t lol

Yeah, apparently Shinsou can choose to make his preys lose their memory of the brainwashing if he so desires? I’m not sure if Horikoshi ever clarified that.

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@binarybfs on Jirou and Kaminari pretending to know about each other’s favorite bands (Link):

this is exactly a conversation i had with a cute guy on my team the other day, i had to pretend i knew every member of the band deftones

Don’t apologize for keeping romance alive, champ.

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@stodareegg on Shigaraki’s minecraft skins: (Link)

#shig making skins of people he doesn't like with ❌ over their faces#every week LoV members are required to make new accounts to give his masterpiece titled 'FUCK YOU ALL MIGHT' a positive review#he also has a skin of himself with 'pro gamer' on the shirt with a 1 star review that's definitely not from dabi

Dabi can’t admit to it, of course. That would just reveal him as a fellow Minecraft player and the last thing he wants is him and Shigaraki having anything in common.

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@villain-sympathizer on Shigaraki criticizing his minions: (Link)

#who says villains cant also be suburban MILFs who bake space cakes.........

They are if you consider Twice to be the child!

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Kaminari Denki : You hair's so silky, Aoyama... I wish I had your volume.

Aoyama Yuuga : Well, you don't have a drop of European ancestry, monsieur Kaminari... Maybe you could have better hair if you tried rocking your natural color instead of ruining it with the cheapest dye-job de la planète...

Kaminari Denki : [embarrassed] What? I don't even dye my hair!

Aoyama Yuuga : [eyeroll] Sure.

Kaminari Denki : I swear! Look! If I'm not a natural blonde... Why are my roots yellow?

Aoyama Yuuga : These hairs have yellow roots, oui. But the one stuck between Shinsou's teeth certainly hasn't.

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And now in colors! Thank you, @care--bearz​ !

This is a reference to this post: (Link).

I decided to colour the previous sketch, this time on my actual art account~

the absolutely canon conversation at breakfast from @faketextsfromlastmight everyone

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Ojiro Mashirao : Jeez, Shinsou, your brainwashing quirk is pretty strong...

Midoriya Izuku : Yeah! I could barely feel my legs while I was under your control... It's like my soul left my body.

Shinsou Hitoshi : Oh, don't worry. It's quite harmless. [Beat] Well, apart from the memory loss...

Ojiro Mashirao : What memory loss?

Shinsou Hitoshi : [grinning] Exactly.

Ojiro Mahsirao : STOP SCREWING WITH OUR HEADS, YOU... you lint-head!

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@sorrisetti-storti illustrated my post, yay! The drawing style looks adorable.

League of Villains at breakfast

Toga Himiko : [drinking a latte] You know, I can’t help but feel Dabi used to be somebody famous. Was he in some kind of boy band, perhaps?

Kurogiri : [sipping tea] Hm. I read all kinds of newspapers and I never forget a face… He looks somewhat familiar but I can’t place him for some reason.

Shigaraki Tomura : [eating corn flakes] Yeah! Every morning I sit on this chair and think I’ve seen him before.

Kurogiri : And it always happens during breakfast?

Shigaraki Tomura : Yes. Yes, somehow. Why?

Kurogiri : …beats me. I guess we’ll never know. Ms Toga, could you pour me some milk, please?

Toga Himiko : Here. [camera moves to a milk carton with Todoroki Touya’s face on it]

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Shigaraki Tomura : Now that we're a serious political organization, I've figured we need some proper branding. Charms! Banners! Posters! All that stuff. That's why I ordered a bunch of merch with our motto on it. Pass it around!

Toga Himiko : ...wait, we have a motto? What is it?

Shigaraki Tomura : "Heat the rich". It's super trendy these days. Re-Destro says we have to capitalize on that Millenial and Gen-Z resentment... so I chose a quote about global warming!

Spinner : "E".

Shigaraki Tomura : What?

Spinner : It's "EAT the rich", with a capital "E"!!! As in "eating"! Don't you know anything about the French Revolution? "When the people shall have no more to eat, they will eat the rich!" That's the quote!

Shigaraki Tomura : Oh, that... makes way more sense. Whatever, I'm not spending money on new T-shirts. This will have to do.

Toga Himiko : Are you kidding? That won't work at all! No one wants to make rich people WARMER!!!

Dabi : [shrugging] I do.

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Kaminari Denki : Dude! Is it, like... gay to compliment another guy on how he looks?

Kirishima Eijirou : Kaminari, this is a very harmful stereotype. Besides, guys enjoys compliments no matter who says them.

Kaminari Denki : Phew! That's a relief. Hey, Shinsou! Looking good today! You know, if I had a girlfriend... she'd totally cheat on me with you.

Shinsou Hitoshi : ...er, thanks?

Kirishima Eijirou : I would like to retract my statement.

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All Might : We've taught this Mineta kid for barely two months and in that time, I've already had to file 60 complaints of sexual harassment. Have you ever considered the possibility of suspending him?

Principal Nezu : I wish I could, but our hands are tied. The JCLU would sue us into oblivion.

All Might : ...for what?

Principal Nezu : Discrimination. Mineta's the only straight cisgender man left in this school.

All Might : That doesn't make any s/

Eraserhead : [clutching an invisible pearl necklace] WE'RE LETTING STRAIGHT PEOPLE INTO U.A. HIGH? NEAR THE *CHILDREN*???

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Bakugou Katsuki : Life is transient, but a powerful bloodline can last ****ing FOREVER. Family is everything to me. You know what my top-secret ambition is, S*****-Hair? I don't just want to become the number-one hero, no no no! I intend to build a goddamn DYNASTY.

Midoriya Izuku : [gasp] Oh my gawd! A superhero family! That's so cool.

Bakugou Katsuki : YEAH! Like the Todorokis! Well, one of the wholesome Todorokis. Not the abusive one. Or the terrorist one. Or the one who threw boiling tea or her son's/

Midoriya Izuku : ...or maybe, like, the Iidas?

Bakugou Katsuki : [vexed] I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!

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Midoriya Izuku : Some maniac broke into my balcony and left a cryptic cheese message during the night.

Iida Tenya : Oh my god! Come to think of it, I do recall hearing some weird noises outside... Todoroki, did you hear something?

Todoroki Shouto : ...Why would I?

Midoriya Izuku : Nothing wakes up Todoroki. One time we went on a rollercoaster and midway-through he just... dozed off.

Todoroki Shouto : [defensive] The seats had surprisingly comfy back support.

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At the clothes store

Kirishima Eijirou : Hm, I'm not sure I should buy this shirt. Look, do you think it's too tacky? Be honest.

Bakugou Katsuki : I don't know, let's check. HEY, ASHIDO, GET YOUR *** THERE!

Ashido Mina : [head emerging from a changing room] Yeah, what?

Bakugou Katsuki : What do you think of this shirt on Shitty-Hair?

Ashido Mina : Aw, I love it! So classy!

Bakugou Katsuki : [turning to Kirishima] Burn it.

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Tokoyami Fumikage : [gazing into a crystal ball] A dark future awaits you, Todoroki. I see you in the visiting room of a prison... speaking to your father!

Todoroki Shouto : [shrugging] Makes sense.

Tokoyami Fumikage : But wait, it gets worse! Not far from there, at another table, I see two other people... My gods! It's Bakugou, with HIS father!

Bakugou Katsuki : Holy ****! Dad's gonna go to prison?

Tokoyami Fumikage : ...how the HELL is that your first assumption? You know what, sure. Believe what you want.

Midoriya Izuku : Am I there too?

Tokoyami Fumikage : It's a prison, Deku. Not an asylum.

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Best Jeanist gives Bakugou a tour of his agency

Best Jeanist : And here's the basement! This is where our employees come to play video games during breaks, smoke cigars, even have some alcohol after work... You know, the fun stuff. Sometimes we even chat with important clients!

Bakugou Katsuki : Uh. Sounds like a glorified man-cave.

Best Jeanist : Oh, I wouldn't call it my "man-cave". I prefer to call it..

Bakugou Katsuki : ...

Best Jeanist : ...

Bakugou Katsuki : Oh dear God. Please don't. If you say it, I swear to/

Best Jeanist : My "DEN-HIM"!!!

Bakugou Katsuki : [unintelligible wincing]

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Monoma Neito : Why you still worship the ground Bakugou walks on is beyond me. Class 1-A has very strange standards.

Midoriya Izuku : I'll have you know that in the last U.A. High poll, Bakugou was voted "Most likely to become the #1 Hero".

Monoma Neito : Ha! I can see why he'd qualify. He has more experience than any of us in getting... RESCUED.

Midoriya Izuku : [eye-twitch] The only person in need of rescue right now is YOU, Monoma.

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Iida Tenya : Deku's been acting very suspiciously. You don't think he could be the traitor, do you?

Uraraka Ochako : Oh, come on. Deku doesn't have a mean bone in his body.

Asui Tsuyu : That's because he no longer has bones.