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Do you ever realize a kink you have and be so utterly disappointed that it's literally only possible in a fantasy realm.

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i be like "let's cuddle" knowing damn well ten seconds later i'm gonna be arching my back and helping u put it in

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been looking at the old Bill Cipher reddit AMA and there's so much gold but this is by far my absolute favorite

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Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever cried on your partner's bare chest and let them hold you so tightly to let you know you're so loved

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it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

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@ mother nature please end my period so I can have de-stress sex after this godforsaken field test

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It's so fun when you're smaller than them but they absolutely love you on top and dominant. Got me out here working out so I can be strong enough to flip them no problem and see that flustered and aroused facial expression

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I finally had my first experience of pure "oh I'm sexually attracted to this person" watching my fwb try on outfits with their new vest and then various skirts and my brain just gave me "I want to rail this man" and by god I'm going to do it

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It's mildly entertaining to me that I have to plan out the ideal day to fool around w my fwb bc we are both so chronically busy.

And that I'm considering skipping a last minute social to get some dick. Entertaining to say the least

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want my mf neck kissed

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tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

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When your fwb says they want to show you "how much (they) love you" CASUALLY during your pre sex chatting. And then proceeds to hold your hand a lot the morning after which they normally stick to just cuddles

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The thigh high socks stay on during sex

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Exercising not for looks but so I can flip my partner over to top them without them needing to help me.

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Can't threaten my fwb with tying them to the bed ti get some rest bc they'll just untie themselves. Can't threaten to zip tie them because they're INTO IT. I can't win

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girls fixing their necklaces like businessmen fix their ties