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I could not for the life of me spell gonorrhea and my attempts were so pitiful that autocorrect had no suggestions so I used talk-to-text to type it but the post was long so every time I needed to type it again, rather than scroll up, I just did talk-to-text again. I made the post while I was waiting on Little Bird to pee so if you were my neighbor in the backyard beside me you would have watched me type on my phone for five minutes, occasionally pausing to announce in the most robotic, accent-free tone possible,

GONORRHEA

and then go back to typing.

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I decided to upload this brush to CSP assets! it's 20cp, but it's still pay what you want (with no minimum) on my gumroad!! it's still one of my favorite brushes to use so I hope y'all like it too 🫶

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NCUTI GATWA in The Importance of Being Earnest

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"But at least you HAVE to admit that [media] is problematic!"

Anyone who tells you that is not arguing in good faith. They're no longer having a conversation about the piece of media, they've shifted the goal posts into a conversation about morality, they just haven't told you that.

"You can be a fan of whatever you want, but you HAVE to be aware of the negatives!"

It's bait, okay? It's meant to sound reasonable, but it's fucking unhinged.

How do they know you ARE aware of the negatives? How do you signal clearly to the group that you're not one of Those people, you're Good and Righteous and consume Responsibly?

Unless you're starting every fucking post with a disclaimer listing all the sins of your canon, how would they know?

It's a sign of bad faith readings and fucking lack of media literacy, that's what it is. Demanding people engage with media on your terms, not their own, is fucking entitled as shit and stupid on top of it. Your terms come from your own experiences and knowledge. They're unique to you. If you really want people to see media the way you do, write fucking meta like the rest of us. But the arrogant demands that people have to approach media on YOUR terms with YOUR biases and YOUR (usually very poor) understanding of context? Yeah, that's fucking stupid.

Whenever someone says that, they're not having a good faith conversation with you. And you don't owe them shit, because they're not arguing in good faith. Stop responding. Block and move on.

Stop pretending there's anything productive to find down that rabbit hole. There isn't. It's shit all the way down.

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in my personal opinion, painted concrete is fun as hell. especially if you do get silly with it. my aunt owned a store for a while that had what were basically Rainbow Splatter floors, since it was a ceramic painting business. the IDEA was to hide any spilled paint/glaze, which didn't quite work since the unfired paint/glaze had a chalky texture the floor didn't, but it was still a really charming part of the store and i remember it very fondly.

Creatives of Tumblr, share with me your wisdom: what is a good floor material for a craft room/shed/workshop?

The obvious choice is tile or wood, but as I intend to do some occasional woodcutting in there and might drop things on the floor I'm worried about damage. The practical answer is probably linoleum (hard to damage, easy to clean, resistant to staining) but I am just. So fucking sick of linoleum. I need to get all this shitty damaged el cheapo unsecured lino out in order to level the floor and if the next step is 'replace that with nicer lino', I'll do it, but I won't like it.

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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

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Even the paint names are boring. Boy I'm so jazzed for Almond Milk, or maybe Cotton Sheets.

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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If Kaede weren't the protagonist this scene would have massive "she's gonna be the first murder victim" energy

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I'm watching interior design videos on youtube and I can't tell if the youtubers are fucking with me or if I just can't tell what looks good.

"As you can see, something is 'off' about this room. Let's fix it!"

That looks like a normal room to me.

"And now that we've added this lamp for interest, moved the furniture to create more balance, and repainted those horrible clashing windowframes to better fit the tone of the room, look at what a difference it makes!"

That also looks like a normal room to me.

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“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

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Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.

Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.

This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?

Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?

This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.

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[ももえ＠〜12/27虎ノ門@mme_daigaku]

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NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White