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"drawing of the Lake Tanganyika Monster by Philippe Coudray for his book, Guide des Animaux Cachés"

ohmy god

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ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

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Golden GALS

(Not explicitly based on any golden girl or the giant African land snail, it's just s pretty good pun I think)

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

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@kakashiweek 2024 day 4 - Hobbies

Kakashi has many hobbies. One of his hobbies is to design and sew clothes for his ninken pack. He's very dedicated to his craft and the annual Ninken Clothing Days have been marked in his mental calendar since way back.

The jacket design itself was decided upon after a very brief round of concept sketches (that all looked very much alike) and Kakashi hasn't seen any reason to change things up since then.

It wasn't difficult to figure out how to do sewing. The trickiest part was finding the right books before he knew what he was looking for. As soon as he did it was pretty much basic math and handling sharp objects and he was already very good at those things.

Every year Kakashi gathers the ninken to take their measurements. This is a good opportunity for a health check as well, although it's difficult to focus when all the dogs get worked up over who has grown the most since last fall and whether or not Kakashi will pick a new color this time around (Kakashi won't)

The most time consuming task is the embroidery. Kakashi briefly considered simply painting on the fabric but after just one round of testing it was clear that ink would not withstand repeated uses of his laundry jutsu. That's fine though because Kakashi doesn't mind spending time on embroidery. He enjoys it quite a lot actually. There is something both soothing and satisfying about setting up the pattern and then following it over and over and over again, producing perfect identical copies of his original artistic vision. Kakashi brews tea and does his needlework in peace while listening to the house creak in that familiar way it does when the seasons change.

When all the ninken jackets have been sewn and ironed and neatly folded it's time for the fitting. This is the best part because the dogs get very excited every year, even though the procedure never changes. Kakashi summons them one by one and takes his time to make sure he got all the measurements right and that the ninken can move freely without any chafing or discomfort. He's gotten really good since his first collection so there is rarely any need for adjustments. There is always a need for scratches and cuddles though <3

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today's bug thing is this snail pancake!

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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The union busting firms are scared

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

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Reblog and put in the tags, without saying WHERE you're at, the current temperature of the place you're at right now (but do include a unit measurement, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc)

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my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple