fake-alive-boys
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fake-alive-boys · 5 days ago
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Saw a shiny Pokémon earlier and didn't realize (I thought it was just a gender difference or something) so I wandered off
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I'm so mad
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fake-alive-boys · 1 month ago
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Realized earlier that I never got invited to any birthday parties/sleepovers/play dates as a kid
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fake-alive-boys · 1 month ago
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Got a free can of chocolate yoohoo at work!Thanks to whoever must have dropped the box!
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fake-alive-boys · 1 month ago
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Trying to apply for a new job and it's making me want to kill myself
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fake-alive-boys · 2 months ago
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Little secret is that you will feel like you're dying if you wear an ill-fitting bra
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fake-alive-boys · 2 months ago
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Going to California in December!!!!!!!!!!!
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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I made up my mind, I'm going to my job at the end of November.
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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Had a manager say something not that funny and she went out of her way to tell me it was a joke after I didn't react
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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i hate interacting with people
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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Pecan spin wheels are the most evil snack cake because you can eat one and it'll be soft and sweet and delectable and you can eat another and it'll be dry as fuck and taste like styrofoam
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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NO CAVITIES!!! 🦷🦷🦷
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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I don't know why, but every time I have something planned like an appointment, it's always very stressful and makes me anxious
I'm at the dentist today, somewhere I've been hundreds of times before, and I feel sick
I'm not even afraid of the dentist themselves anymore because she's always nice to me here
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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Spent most of my day yesterday waiting
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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Apparently had a customer complain about me back in August? But because I didn't hear about this until now I have no idea what I even did wrong
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fake-alive-boys · 3 months ago
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Why does my tupperware smell sweet when I microwave it.
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fake-alive-boys · 4 months ago
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Bored out of my mind at work rn
And I literally have things I could work on but can't (someone else is busy on my work computer right now)
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fake-alive-boys · 4 months ago
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Capitalism is disgusting
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