fairytrainer
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"a judging, bitchy, slutty little twat with daddy issues and an oversized ego" - anon
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fairytrainer · 11 days ago
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fairytrainer · 12 days ago
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when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email
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fairytrainer · 12 days ago
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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
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fairytrainer · 13 days ago
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making time for friends would be so much easier if I were the legendary pokemon dialga
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fairytrainer · 13 days ago
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fairytrainer · 14 days ago
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PREPARE FOR COMBAT
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fairytrainer · 14 days ago
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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fairytrainer · 15 days ago
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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
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fairytrainer · 15 days ago
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Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.
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fairytrainer · 16 days ago
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yeah he's hot but he posted a shirtless picture with visible abs and called it a dad bod
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fairytrainer · 16 days ago
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fairytrainer · 17 days ago
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do not go gentle into that good night
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fairytrainer · 17 days ago
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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fairytrainer · 18 days ago
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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fairytrainer · 18 days ago
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Oœuuhhh hi guys
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fairytrainer · 5 months ago
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Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄
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fairytrainer · 5 months ago
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she jerking me in a way that doesn't work
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