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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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There's something on the roof

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but you’re made of ice

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stealth

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Now you can have that crazy old man from pokemon leaf green/fire red laying on your blog because he hasn’t had his coffee

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when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

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making time for friends would be so much easier if I were the legendary pokemon dialga

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PREPARE FOR COMBAT

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.

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yeah he's hot but he posted a shirtless picture with visible abs and called it a dad bod

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do not go gentle into that good night