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she promised he'd get a potty break...

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guys cumming prematurely

guys cumming in inconvenient places - all over partner's black t shirt - in their pants

guys not realizing they're about to cum and not warning their partner in time - starting to cum inside, realizing, and pulling out, only to make it worse because now it's all over his partner's face/back/stomach/clothes

guys not even being able to finish the sentence because they feel too good "oh fuck, I think I-" "oh god I'm gonna-"

"wait wait slow down or I'm gonna cum" but partner doesn't listen - partner told him they didn't want him to cum inside but then changed their mind

guys apologizing when they cum

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trying to call yourself an otter while blond is so embarrassing. I HAVE the hair I literally promise it just barely shows up on camera 😭

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hey, pups who have a name, what is it and how did you/your owner come up with it? I wanna hear stories (and I want inspo...)

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guy I'm sexting said his new greatest sexual fantasy is to Challengers me and another friend of his. this is every gay tumblr user's dream

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OK I'm going to eroticize penetration issues because someone has to. puppy pushing desperately at your entrance, his tip sliding uselessly against you and dribbling precum against your hole, whining and crying because he needs to rut SO BAD but he can't get it in and he knows it. his cock making out with your hole as he shoves with all his might, little humps that don't go anywhere, pressing so hard it burns but all he manages is to get the tip in and then you're too tight for any more. so he fucks you that way, frustrated, understimulated, until he pathetically spurts cum all over your entrance -- but not inside. he wasn't strong enough to breed you. next time he's gonna have to frot like a faggot instead.

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your best friend knows you're gay even though you've been denying it. you've known each other since high school, and he's always been open about his queerness while you've been struggling. lately he's been really filling out into a hunk -- the kind of guy you like. he sees you staring and he likes to tease you about it. calls you a fag and a loser. puts you in a headlock. watches your face turn red. when he really manhandles you and you can't even stammer out a comeback, he says he bets you like it. he can see you get hard.

he's probably gonna be your first time with a guy, once you get over yourself and come out... or maybe after he fucks you, you'll be forced to admit it. not much sense denying it after that.

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I just think joining a college or beer league sports team would fix me. After one practice it'd be obvious I sucked at it and was in way over my head -- I mean, it was obvious from the start; I'm a tiny 5'5" guy and far from a hunk -- and the team captain would start to wonder why I'd joined at all... but when we go back to the locker room to hit the showers and my eyes are wandering he figures it out and pulls me aside.

What was I thinking, that I was gonna get to stare at buff guys all the time and they'd never realize what was going on? There was never a chance. Come on, it's obvious I'm a faggot. Or did I want them to notice? Did I think I'd live out a little gay fantasy and make my way around fucking the entire team?

Well, he'd tell me, he can't promise the whole team, but as long as he's got a desperate little fag with a secret, he may as well make use of me, and he'd push me to my knees.

Few minutes later, while I'm still catching my breath, he'll pull me back to my feet to make fun of the hard-on in my shorts. You know what, maybe he can convince the rest of the team I'd be good to keep around... sure, I can't throw a ball yet, but after a long practice, any hole's good for letting off some steam. So he'd strip me down and lead me to the showers for a proper introduction to the guys.

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needing to go SO bad but you're not allowed to unless it's with an STP

hey listen where's the overlap of those forcemasc posts you guys like and omo just saying. consider stp practice.

go on, I'll hold it for you, all you have to do is start pissing. what, you can't go like this? yes you can, this is how guys do it. I don't care if you leak, we'll just have to keep practicing til you get it right

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every gay man in a ten mile radius wants to top me so bad they're dming me several times a day and I'm shooting myself in the foot during my cutest twinkiest years by not being emotionally ready to actually whore out in real life

oh no I downloaded grindr. oh no I'm obsessed. a guy called me a pretty boy just now and I blushed for real it's over

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you're gonna use a public urinal today. that's what guys do. you're nervous all the other guys in the bathroom are gonna watch you fumbling and figure out you've never done this before? man up, stop caring about what they think. I'll stand right behind you with a hand gripping your shoulder til you do it.

or whatever. something like that

hey listen where's the overlap of those forcemasc posts you guys like and omo just saying. consider stp practice.

go on, I'll hold it for you, all you have to do is start pissing. what, you can't go like this? yes you can, this is how guys do it. I don't care if you leak, we'll just have to keep practicing til you get it right

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hey listen where's the overlap of those forcemasc posts you guys like and omo just saying. consider stp practice.

go on, I'll hold it for you, all you have to do is start pissing. what, you can't go like this? yes you can, this is how guys do it. I don't care if you leak, we'll just have to keep practicing til you get it right

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oh no I downloaded grindr. oh no I'm obsessed. a guy called me a pretty boy just now and I blushed for real it's over

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tumblr stop showing me girl's butts. I'm trying to condition myself to be a faggot here

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Timothy Champagne & Jake Preston & Clark Reid

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