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last night i dreamed that someone met dnp and asked them to pose as the twin towers while the person was the plane 😭

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the way the question was would you go without dips or delivery food and they were like but then you have to go pick it up in person and then what's the point in ordering :/ BITCH COOK. COOK FOOD. MAKE FOOD AT HOME. USE YOUR KITCHEN

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would it be mean to compile a book of recipes from various phannies and give it to them at a m&g cause like i think we need to intervene here

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We joke and jest about saw trap-style questions anytime Dan and Phil do a q&a but honestly our questions ain't shit compared to what dnp were doing to themselves regularly on bbc radio 1. That Lion Babe clip is like watching a three car pileup

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And I said “oh I’m sure”

From honeysights on Twitter (X)

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Since that clip is circulating I just want to share my favorite Dan lie, which is the vyou where he got asked how often he visits Phil’s apartment and he said hardly ever despite recording the answer from Phil’s bed

he actually wasn't lying! he was just specifically answering how often he takes the trip to phil's flat in order to visit him, and because he spent all his time there and didn't go to his classes the answer was, in fact, hardly ever

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TIT New York (x - x - x)

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I can't find your "busted" video, can you help?

potentially my best post if i'm being honest

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alright, phil trash #1

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I said “I know you can only sign one thing but can you please sign my ticket too? I can’t show the flag to my parents” They signed both, then Dan smiled and said “one day” x x

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actually i think “phil :)” is a very profound piece of advice he is just ahead of his time

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Love when people are like "some of the people at the terrible influence tour are being SO parasocial, didn't they get the message of the show?" Like yeah for example Dan and Phil tried to sell me a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." That's extremely parasocial please do better Dan and Phil

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sigh, i miss the european insta stories about their little dates :(((

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subtle phantastic fouresome ref in new kickthepj video at 2:16 btw

ohhhh this made me feel 14 again for a second

lowkey all my posts in 2013

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im sorry can we travel back in time a bit and talk about dan insinuating giving phil a blowjob wearing the golf hat… why do we know that

I genuinely don't know what possessed him to do that. like, that would be a crazy ass thing for him to do even NOW, MONTHS into the dnp "soft launch of the hard launch" era. but he did that shit back THEN? genuinely how are we even still standing after that

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oh my god they touched!!!