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bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.
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not only have tiktok and instagram given everyone who makes art Content Machine disease, but the contentification of the process of making art itself (artists posting hyper-stylized tiktoks & reels about the process of making art, forced jokes about being an artist, and "lifestyle" tips on how to #selfcare (with the express purpose of not burning out so you can continue to make more Content) because that's what the algorithm forces them to do in order to get any eyes on their actual artwork) makes me want to pull my hair out & scream & stab someone. something something the cannibalizing of the tail of the snake by the snake, squared. EVIL
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I love you, bee cute furry face.
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Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.
You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?
So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?
So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?
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i hate when i make body-hair positivity posts and people (almost always white) comment with stuff like “yes fuzz is so cute!” like no….i’m not here for my girls with just fuzz i’m here for girls who have thick dark coarse hair all over their bodies, girls who have eyebrows thicker than their dad’s, girls whose eyebrows blend in with their hairlines, girls with mustaches, girls with thick sideburns, girls who have hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers, and hands, girls with nipple hair, girls who can’t tell where their tummy hair ends and their happy trail begins, girls with back hair, girls with unibrows. hair doesn’t have to be peach fuzz on a white body for it to still be cute.
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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PRIDE OWL SALE I have redesigned the Pride Owls (new designs to be revealed soon), so the ones above are now on sale! Help me clear out space in the Menagerie for the new incoming Owls. There will be a ton more Pride Owl flag designs with the new ones! There are two sizes of the old designed owls available, Large and Mini. The Large size is pictured. The large are on sale for $10.50 and the Mini are on sale for $7. Direct Shop Page: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1004320536/pride-owls-lgbtqa-queer-owl-gay-lesbian Note: We are sold out of Trans Owls. New ones will be available once the new designs have been revealed! Modded from a Teacuplion Pattern
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#tea is good but not my favorite thing, chamomile makes me break out in hives so ehh. #Beer is nasty except that one maple beer I cannot find again. #I have craved coffee since the age of 2 and now that I can drink with reckless abandon its lovely. I usually only drink iced, coffee cause hot will put me to sleep. #but yeah, the ultimate comfort drink for me. #fruit juice is a eating trigger for me that I haven't gotten over. Also orange juice is fucking stupid and gross. It's not even sweet. You could just straight up drink acid and have the same experience. I have never had good Oj so until then I'm biased
If ur lgbt reblog this and give me ur opinion on tea, beer, coffe and fruit juice
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The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read
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My Friend, The Kelpie!
Photoshop/Illustrator
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stole this from the tl but i need to know
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Neurotic Symptoms, 1947. Illustrated by Boris Artzybasheff
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Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.
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dnd really is like: you create a guy. you play the guy. you love the guy. no one else in the universe knows who this guy is
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Abandoned farmhouse with supermoon [1356x2048]
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