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The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

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hate to admit it but Tumblr’s algorithm has my sense of humour nailed down perfectly.

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‘I know how you feel, Roscoe, I know how you feel.”

(via kate9871)

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umbritis asked you: 

Homestuck! Or perhaps the homestuck intermission?

ooh ill make a seperate post for the intermission but

these three are my favorite babies!!!! 

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vampires getting annoyed when commonplace items they want to buy are suddenly considered antiques. vampires pissy about having to go to flea markets to hunt down items they used to be able to buy new

“what do you mean they don’t sell table lighters anymore, i’ve been meaning to buy a table lighter since the last time the 20s happened” 

“why the hell can’t i buy powder boxes at drug stores”

“i got my last mirror comb vanity set in a department store, where do people get them now” 

“wtf happened to bakelite”

“art deco furniture costs HOW MUCH???”

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The Log Dog. (via hazardnipt)

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I always end up drawing them whenever I’m testing out brushes

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"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

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A single pale rose

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they were bout to sing a song

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i dont like this but i did it anyway