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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
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Never Forget the Reign of Terror waged against Muslims (and by extension, Sikhs profiled as being Muslim) in the nearly two decades following 9/11.
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god, the graying beard, it's so fucking over for me
i need him more than i need air, i fear. i'm just a girl who is gnawing at the bars of my enclosure and chewing on him like a toy
edit: THE GLASSES OMGGG
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TEN NOTES ON THIS??? BITCH GET THESE NUMBERS UP !!!
Just A Ride
Logan Howlett x fem!reader
Summary: Logan seduces Scott’s girlfriend.
Warnings: nsfw, smut, grinding, cheating, reader is scott's gf
word count: 848
been rewatching the xmen movies… my obsession has returned! lmk if i should do a part two :3
You were leaning against the cold wall of the mansion's hanger, taking a small rest. You had just gotten back from a mission with a few scrapes and bruises, nothing too serious. You could already heard enough from your boyfriend, Scott, who had chastised you for not being careful enough.
As you walk through the room you see a familiar figure leaning against Scott’s bike, a smug smirk on his lips.
“Looks like you took a hit darlin’” Logan’s voice rough and low as his eyes scanned up and down your body, noticing a particularly large gash on your arm.
“It’s just a scratch,” you tell him, trying your best to ignore the way he undresses you with his eyes. You can’t help but shift uncomfortably under his gaze.
He had always looked at you this way, and it angered Scott beyond belief. Anytime the two of you were in the same room, his eyes would be locked onto you.
“Damn shame, wouldn’t have happened if I was there” he tells you, that cocky tone of voice making your stomach flutter.
“Is that right?” You responded, a small smile tugging at your lips despite trying to suppress it.
Logan pushed off the bike and walked closer to you, quickly closing the gap between your bodies.
“Yep.” His voice was rough and low as his hand traced the doctored wound on your arm. “No one would have touched you if I was around.”
You felt your body heat up at his slight touch, but you tried to ignore it and rolled your eyes at him. “Scott was there,” you muttered in defense.
Logan laughed, “Scott’s heads too far up his own ass to know when his girl’s in trouble.” he shot back.
“And you deserve better than that” Logan leaned closer, his breath warm on your skin. You knew this was wrong, your mind was filled with guilt at the thought of betraying Scott.
You tried to ignore the way your heart beat sped up at his words. He was so close to you, too close. You could smell the blend of leather and smoke from him.
Before you could even respond, Logan’s hands gripped your hips. He lifted you with ease, sitting you onto the seat of Scott’s bike.
The leather was cool against your growing heat as Logan positioned you on the edge of the seat, your hands instinctively reached out to grip the handlebars.
Logan sat himself behind you, his large hands still firm on your hips as he started coaxing you to grind against the leather seat.
You gasped at the pressure, a shiver running down your spine. “Logan…” You pleaded in a weak voice.
Your hips started to roll with his rhythm, your clit rubbing against the bumpy texture. You bit your bottom lip hard, the mix of shame and desire fighting within you. “Please…” You mewled.
“Please what?” He taunted, his lips pressed to the side of your neck, his teeth lightly grazing your sensitive skin. “Please stop, or please keep going?”
You couldn’t answer, you knew that you should stop, but the way that Logan was touching you - you couldn’t.
“You want this don’t you?” He growled, one of his hands snaking under your top and sqeezing your breast. His calloused fingers pinched your nipple hard enough to make you to yelp.
Your hips grind harder against the leather, with every roll you could feel Logan’s hard bulge against your ass. The friction - the heat, it was overwhelming.
“Cheating on Cyclops like this…” Logan’s eyes were dark with a lust filled hunger as he growled against the skin of your neck. “Now you see what you’ve been missin’.”
You could feel a surge of heat pooling between your legs at his words, even knowing you should be fighting against this, but you couldn’t stop your body.
His hand moved to unbutton your jeans, pulling down the zipper agonizingly slow. You could feel his lips against your neck, nipping and sucking on your skin. It sent a quiver through your body.
“Tell me to stop and I will.” Logan murmured, his hand slipped under the hem of your jeans and brushed your sensitive skin.
You couldn’t.
You tilted your head back, giving him better access to your neck. Logan accepted your silent approval and glided his hand under your panties, his fingers finding your wetness.
He groaned as his large fingers slid along your slick folds, it didn’t take him long to find your sensitive bud.
Your back arched against his chest, his fingers circling your aching clit. A knot was forming in your stomach, you could feel your core tighten from the taboo pleasure.
“Bet you don’t get this wet for golden boy do you?” Logan growled, his hot breath against your skin. His other hand then moved to your thigh, pushing your legs wider for better access.
You were too engulfed in Logan’s groans against your skin to hear the muffled footsteps outside the door. His hand was still down your pants when the hangar door slid open.
“What the fuck?”
#xmen#x men#logan#logan howlett#james howlett#wolverine#marvel#logan x reader#wolverine x reader#logan howlett x reader
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please, please please oh my god i know you just did that but your p*links for logan are so crazy, i can imagine him doing all of that so well. I kindly ask for more, your feedings us logan girlies <33
awww tysmm bb!! 😊🤭 im glad to be of service, here you gooo
EVEN MORE P*LINKS FOR LOGAN HOWLETT <3
thigh f*ucking
logan and his breeding kink
logan using your throat
logan getting greedy while eating you out
on the kitchen counter
logan going in too deep
not exactly a p*link but logan still does this
logan being rough
logan trapping you with his arms
mutual pleasure with logan
in the shower
logan and his breeding kink pt2
missionary with logan
riding logan
logan losing control a bit
riding his lap
getting overstimulated by logans fingers
logan making you be quiet
getting distracted while watching a movie
on top
logan showing off his strength
tying you up
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
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I would 1000% romance almost every ghoul in Fallout canon if they'd let me. Lemme smooch Gob. Let me listen to Raul's stories. Let me get dinner with Charon. Lemme go on a cute lil date with Snowflake, let me take Harold out for tea, lemme buy gifts for Tulip, let me listen to podcasts with Mort.
Let me punt Ahzrukhal off the washington monument.
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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
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