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While Blood Magic and Water Magic may be conflated due to their similar base products, Blood Magic is distinguished by its original invention being from Alfred Bloodsworth, an otherwise sedentary leech.

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Due to a miscounted outlier, horses are stated to have an average breath-holding time of 6 days. This is because of a humpback whale in south asia being named Horse.

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Sea Lion invasions in boat harbors used to be countered by Land Lion invasions, until the ecosystem was disrupted by the guild of Excellent Loins entering a severe spelling mistake into their systems.

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People die when they are killed.

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The first and last person to use a genie's wish was Abraham Lincoln, who only asked to be known for his logs.

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Javascript was chosen as the language's name due to its similarities to English Script, a form of writing invented to reduce legibility in seniors.

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Due to a technicality regarding fire-starting capabilities, all lightning wizards are better fire wizards than fire wizards.

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The first person to discover cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty.

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Tests conducted on Venus have ultimately concluded that humans are very, very bad at breathing.

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Mammals is actually a gender-neutral shorthand. Originally, they were referred to as Ma'ammals and Manmals. After the failure of Themmals and Itemmals to catch on, the terminology was disintegrated.

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The Mona Lisa was involved in an extensive tax fraud incident, where she laundered money she stole from the pockets of visitors. Despite never being captured by police, a replacement was put in shortly after.

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Helium was created in traditional alchemy by combining Helicopters and Magnesium, for the formation of Hel-ium, now a well known household cooking oil.

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The final digit of Pi is 7.

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Anything can be accomplished with a sufficient and balanced blend of empathy and brutality.

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Leaded gasoline became more popular in the 1800s for its widespread use as a wasp trap. Later, it gained notoriety for being a luxury drink of choice for many vehicles.

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Tables are derived from a phrase in mathematics, wherein a flat plateau of data after a sharp incline is called a Table. The modern table did not exist prior to the chart.

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Stairs were the first invention to be un-discovered, after a court mandate in the 1600s made them illegal possessions. All stairs were replaced with fireman poles, forgotten after enough time, and had to be reinvented by Thomas Jefferson.