i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".
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i Hate when a horror movie is boring like how could you fucking do this to me
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I bet u look pretty in all the stages of decomposition
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I'd rather be funny than pretty...but good thing I'm both, y'all stay safe tho
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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube
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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
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“u hard to deal with” good leave me alone
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Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious
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if I’m smirking or laughing when I’m pissed off you better fucking run
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i'm in fact THE problem but at least i'm sexy
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ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring
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You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you
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