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phil won this for dan coz dan wanted it

oh i’m devastated

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my two favorite blockheads 🥜

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(come see me on twt too!)

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the real reason kaufmo abstracted

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Gangle was crashing out that whole episode, good for her.

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What are you ordering ?

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Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

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there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

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that thumbnail … “one of the many perks of being in a long term relationship” oh i’m sure. just announce that you two go raw in a youtube thumbnail. why not.

this is diabolical

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God I hope they slip slop slapped 😫

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do not joke about grindr when THIS is the way you are looking at your man every video do not play with me

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Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.

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I fucking love the Internet

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which era of phair are you?🤔

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what would happen if we did go any further apart than this? i think the universe would rip in half. let’s not try that.

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and honestly thank god they found each other thank god theyre so happy now because theres a universe out there where dan howell is a repressed gay lawyer with a wife he barely talks to and children he barely sees whos only expression of queerness is through various illicit affairs but not this universe. in this universe he lives in his beautiful fuckass house he designed with his manic pixie dream boy who calls him a stupid bitch and laughs for a living

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can an emo girl and a sk8er boi really be in love

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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game