Will \wəl, (ə)l, əl, ˈwil\Nintendo Friend Code: SW-6802-1261-842829 yo homo living in CO, USA | former scientist, biology nerd
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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.
I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"
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why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
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How's your cock doing
emotionally devastated but fully erect
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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer
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