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CW: animal death
People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like โthey taste like dirty dishwaterโ because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldnโt bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success
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itโs level 100 and all it knows is pound. thatโs great
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