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cute baristas need to not wink at me bc im a gay disaster and i almost dropped my cup!! have mercy on my gay soul

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i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

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Hearing a girl cum for you is the most satisfying sound ever.

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girls who are both cute and hot are so dangerous

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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.

Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (via quotebook-in)

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you never realize how shitty you’ve been treated in the past until someone comes along and treats you right

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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

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My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me