eyesundotted
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eyesundotted · 6 years ago
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I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”
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date a girl who adopts every bug as their son
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yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
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just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
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what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch
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Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
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