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ladies, if she
likes caviar and cigarettes
is well versed in etiquette
is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
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mutuals i'm touching and sniffing you with my antennae
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Talking about a meat shortage on the news but mine is still huge so that sucks for the rest of y'all
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making shitty chipped black nail polish look this sexy is an art that can only be mastered by being gay and/or trans and listening to mcr
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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hate when i go out in public and the public is there
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they got peaches at the grocery store? like from nanimal crossing
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bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!
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i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg
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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
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*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is
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