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at a rather strange house party at the moment. don't know anyone else but the host and their partner. there is one person that keeps confusing me because 1. no idea what their gender identity is and they've successfully purposefully avoided using any gendered forms to refer to themselves so far. 2. I don't know if I find them repulsive or attractive. many thoughts in me ole head

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@stenslando @julofish @b3ar-hugs

invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

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I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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If you’ve ever thought you were too insecure just remember there are straight men that have a deep seated jealousy of vibrators

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Always wash your hands with soap and water after using the bathroom.

Some people have the mentality of "well I didn't pee or poop on my hands so why bother?" but the thing about microorganisms such as bacteria and viruses is that we can't see them, so you can never actually know if you actually got e coli or other pathogens related to human waste on your hands during your time in the bathroom. Or, even if the pathogen isn't related to human waste, such as you might have gotten viruses or bacteria that can cause illness on your hand before you went to the bathroom, washing your hands prevents it from spreading to yourself and others.

Often when we go to the bathroom that is the only time we're by a sink with soap and water, so the most convenient time to be washing our hands throughout the day. Washing your hands throughout the day prevents the spread of illnesses. And preventing the spread of illnesses to others is compassion and consideration. You never know who's immunocompromised, or lives with someone who is immunocompromised. Or even for people who aren't immunocompromised, being sick is awful and nobody likes it.

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every masculine-izing makeup tutorial i've seen is like "darken your eye bags :)" babe they are dark enough i promise you. and i don't walk around seeing half dead men all day so where are these perpetually exhausted men at

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Instead of "live laugh love" or "home is where the heart is" my (wonderful, progressive, very accepting) dad put up the racism sign in the foyer

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

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Random meme redraw suggested by someone on discord lol

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