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A British man doing his wedding vows:
"Christine, when we first had met, yea? I fought you was well fit. I'm absolutely chuffed to bits that you is wedding me."
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So I found this reddit post after my brother told me Jason Alexander is a professional poker player. And I couldn’t believe it because it sounds so outlandish right. But I found this fucked up website
Which had the clip where this occurred. These were all recorded and uploaded in 2005, I don’t think it’s available on any streaming service or anything. So here you go. Jason Alexander crying like a baby to make a woman lactate, in order to win a charity poker game
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Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
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We must be respectful of all languages
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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I love self-referential statements where you just say the name of the thing you wish to express and it counts as having expressed the thing so named. Apologies. Greetings. Fair warning. We should be able to do that with more things, I think.
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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