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externalconceit has moved! I hope to see you there!

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““Remember that I’m still a monster. I can listen to you scream and cry and beg and I still won’t let you out.””

— The Coldest Girl in Coldtown, Holly Black

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@collectingmuses & @emmatriarchy

What We Do in the Shadows | 3x04 The Casino

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SEND ME 🎶 AND I'LL ARRANGE A PLAYLIST OF 3-5 SONGS FOR OUR MUSES' RELATIONSHIP !

if you can't see the emoji, send "music notes"!

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#Queen

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[ @positivelybeastly and @brutalage have made me realize Shar is not above cannibalism. Note: I'm not counting that Externals usually have to eat each other's hearts to temporarily kill each other.]

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Source: Gryzlock

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This blog: a study in immortal sapphism and keeping chickens inside the house.

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@brutalage

"A trail of meat? No, my dear." The External makes a dismissive little 'go, go' gesture with her hand, as if shooing away an ill-mannered, uh, Vandal. "We're no longer living in the house with the livestock."

In the background, a surly, white rooster ruffles his feathers on the couch, then warbles, fixing one milky, blind eye on Shar.

"I've no desire to live the Dark Ages again. Clean it up and plate your trap properly. Shoo!" 'Shoo shoo', goes that manicured hand. "Quick like a rabbit, Master Savage!"

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Jessica Harrison (English, b. 1982, St Bees, Cumbria, England, based Edinburgh, Scotland) - 1: Roberta, 2014 2: Helena, 2019 3: Crystal, 2014 4: Erika, 2019 5: Alice, 2014 6: Martha, 2014 from Broken Ladies series , Found Ceramic, Epoxy Resin, Enamel Paint, Acrylic Varnish

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tonight you will take comfort in the monstrous. contortion and corruption, heaving flank of bloody flesh, she will stand watch as long as you sleep. safety in her slavering maw-- here, none shall try to wake you.

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First one's free.

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NICOLA COUGHLAN for Skims (June 2024)

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lovingthyselfrocksandfossils - credit me (link or tag) if using!

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I haven't seen this circulating here on Tumblr, so I decided to make my own post.

last saturday, in Porto, there was a pride parade going down the street and this old man was standing there, by his front door, waving the portuguese flag. most people on the parade probably thought the same: old person waving the national flag? he's probably protesting against the parade, he's a nationalist of some sort.

then the old man called for that person to come near him. the whole parade stopped. everyone just.. stopped moving. they didn't know what to expect, and most expected the worst. and that person decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and approached the old man. and then... they traded flags, he hugged the person and then he waved the pride flag happily. everyone cheered him.

such a wholesome moment. 🥹❤️🌈

(edited to add the link to the video, in case the twitter post gets deleted or smt)

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@sanguine-salvation

"Viktor, dear, are you expanding your service area?"

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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*