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[exswiftie]

Loki being unintentionally super hot and adorable wife material that everyone’s obsessed w!!

Micheal : enough said, he basically considers lolo his wife and spoils him rotten. he didn’t even think love was in his cards but when the competent boy with lovely green eyes and soft hands (Micheal touched them once and for some reason, remembered them forever) courts him, genuinely, he’s obsessed. He’s not gay, okay, Loki is just incredible lovely with such a small waist and soft milky thighs and a cute pink (…) and whines so prettily when he wants something…and so now he’s washing fruit from eden in the sink because his eyes will crinkle in such a delightful way when he eats that tangerine. It’s in season, after all.

- Micheal’s libido has increased by 100000 since they started courting. It’s slightly embarrassing

- Micheal is a gentleman but he loves touching Loki…kissing his hairline, combing his hair, caressing his face, wrapping his arms around his waist…(he’s so whipped!!!)

- He can only ever really sleep in Loki’s presence…he was so surprised he didn’t even know that was possible…

Hermes : Always says they’d be married if Loki was a woman and has moments where he finds him hot but goes naaaah me ? Gay ? No! And slips further into denial. Likes holding hands a suspicious ton and calls him honey. Maybe they’d get each other off once and never speak of it again…maybe….just buddies helping each other out…xx

Raphael : Loves Loki but is in denial over liking him. Collects all his merch and takes photos of him with her film camera. Runs a fan account too…(thinks about the way he says her name often…) wears only her uniform or something he knits.