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Zim was made to be a virus

So imma go off about my hc Zim was programmed DELIBERATELY to be a Defect by the Control Brains, basically made to be a virus if there’s someone in the Empire not needed, there’s an activation in Zim’s programming in his PAK to make him do whatever they want, nothing but a tool, a weapon for their big plan for the universe, when they take control Zim’s PAK panels go from pale pink to a blinding dark blue, and markings resembling glitchy microchip symbols appear all over his body and his eyes glow white, and for Zim, it’s like his memory goes blank, he disassociates up until it’s over.

The Control Brains literally wipe Zim’s memory every time they do this, it was really them who were behind Tallest Miyuki and Spork’s deaths, everything Zim is hated for and a large bit of what he hates about HIMSELF thinking deep down all he ever does is destroy and that maybe he’s not meant to be happy. But no, he’s the Control Brains little scape goat so not to ‘waste time’ with a Trial or anything, he gets all the blame, his own BODY was violated, at least usually in the Empire Irkens had orders to follow, Zim didn’t get CONSENT let alone orders of any kind, if he found out, it’d devastate him, it’d make him feel dirty and who could blame him?

Afterall, how you feel having your own body violated, Zim doesn’t get a say, at least most Irken soldiers get given orders, Zim DOESNT, he doesn’t even get so much as memories of the events.

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@candyzcmbies f a m

i still can’t believe he actually said this

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remember that scene of adventure time where finn loses his arm by trying to not let his dad leave him even if his dad doesn’t care about him cause haha what if-

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IT IS DONE. My finished animatic of Other Friends from the Steven Universe movie using Invader Zim. >:3c

I would have liked to clean it up and fix all the issues (especially the one part I didn’t draw lol) but unfortunately I just don’t have the time or patience for it, so this is the best you’ll get outta me.

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*slams fists on table* @fruk-choosing-a-username I mean if ya like Zim being a bartender then I guess I’ll just have to oblige you

Everything is space themed. He absolutely 100% had to find a place that was aaallll space. It makes him feel way more comfortable at work because it gets super stressful.

That being said, the green skin totally sells him. The other bartenders think he has this weird cosplay skin paint thing he does before coming to work. This theory lasts about a week before they’re convinced it’s impossible to keep that up for so long and eventually they’re just like ‘oh yea he’s the resident alien lol’ because space bar. Zim thinks it’s hilarious. ‘yep that’s me, can’t have a space bar without the aliens’

So all the drinks are space themed, right? Well if anyone asks for something personal, like a signature drink, he’s got a handful of shit he could pull. The Meekrob. Plookesian Paradise. Agent Mothman. Space Jackers. The Invader. Sunset on Irk. Sex in Space. Like his own mini menu.

Dib, now drinking age, ofc has to go to the space bar. It’s probably called like The Astro Lounge or some shit, but cheesy or not it’s space, so he has to go. Walks in, sees Zim, points all bug-eyed, and when one of the bartenders tells him ‘oh yeah, lol, he’s the alien haha’ Dib just fuckin loses it. He gets super drunk and just stares angrily at Zim all night trying to tell everyone ‘no, it’s not a gimmick, he’s a real alien!’

Also, Zim doesn’t tolerate bullshit. If he sees someone fuck with someone’s drink, he calls them the fuck out. Loud and clear. “Hey, can I have everyone’s attentions please? Just wanted to let you all know this piece of shit right here just roofied someone’s drink. That is all.” and then immediately makes the victim another drink while taking every opportunity to flip off the offender until security kicks them out. He keeps tabs on troublemakers and points them out as soon as he recognizes them.

I love the idea of shitty karaoke, okay? But also drunk girls trying to get up on his counter dancing and he just fuckin ‘gET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF MY COUNTER before I sHOOT YOU INTO THE NEXT FUCKING G A L A X Y’

On Halloween he drops the disguise completely and he’s surprised (and horrified) at how many people don’t seem to bat a fuckin eyelash. He can go to work without pretending to be human and it’s such a nice break and genuinely has a good day and also makes extra tips.

But also he realizes how fucked up people are because he literally has girls look him dead ass in the eyes and say ‘maybe it’s because I’m drunk but i dunno ur pretty hot’ and he just turns and leaves and spends his fifteen minute break staring at a wall in abject horror and concern.

Bars and clubs and things are too loud for Gaz for the type of scene, but she has to go once just to know that Dib isn’t fucking with her and she’s so taken aback by it all that she orders like three drinks and sits in a corner to watch in utter fascination. She decides the gig suits Zim because he’s allowed to be loud and flashy and talk with his weird speech patterns without anyone suspecting a thing.

He’s also been banned from playing trivia night because he’s knows way more about space than literally any human. They just let him host instead because sometimes he’s funny and people really dig the resident alien gimmick.

tl;dr bartender Zim is my new jam

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So I wasn’t planning on drawing a part 2 of this, but there were so many great ideas from all of you that i HAD to do something

Special thanks to @lynmunn since they were the first to suggest the bad guy could be Zim himself

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More details about shadow zim down below:

Keep reading

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Family welcomes alien to their home after he almost kills them

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The Smeet tilted her head, the device on her forehead glowed slightly as she shape-shifted to the form of the Irken in front of her, who was barely an inch taller than her

“Any Zim I’ve ever seen?”

PIP‌:

Pip couldn’t quite remember how she got here, the four armed Smeet only remembered being with Zim when the Voot crashed, for the past hour, she’s sitting in the same spot quite confused.

Zim didn’t like it when she wandered too far, so if she stayed in the same place, he should find her eventually, right?

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2K had been out on his own for today. Sometimes he liked to give Palindrome a little break from having to deal with him, even if his friend insisted that it was fine.

So, as the little smeet bounced through the dump near the rejects’ place of residence, he couldn’t help but come to a quick halt upon seeing something- or rather, someone, catching his eye.

When he saw the other tiny smeet, clearly looking out of place in this Zim Planet, the irken tilted his head curiously, before he decided to approach the other. Hopping up to her without an ounce of fear, he smiled.

“Hi there! What are you doing way out here huh? You don’t look like any Zim I’ve ever seen!”

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Membrane never called Dib crazy in the movie, huh?

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Zim: Alright, first you flick this switch, then this switch. Then you push this button, which will give you 5 minutes to get out of there. Now whatever you do, don’t push this button. Because that will set off the bomb immediately and we’ll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

Gir: *points to wrong button*

Zim: NO! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

Gir: *points to wrong button again*

Zim: No, that’s the same thing you said before, how is that even possible?! Which button is the button you’re supposed to push? Point to it!

Gir: *points to wrong button yet again*

Zim: NO!!

Dib: Hey you’re making him nervous!

Zim: Shut up and gimme some tape! Does anyone have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.

Dib: I don’t have any tape! Let me check! *outside* Yo, Dad! Do you have any—ow! Do you have any tape? Ahahahow!! Gaz, do you have any tape? Tape! Uh, never mind! Keet! Do you have any tape? Yeah, Scotch tape would work! Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work if you don’t have any?! *comes back* Nobody has any tape!

Zim: Not a single person has tape?

Dib: Nope!

Zim: Did you ask Tak?

Dib: …yes.

Zim: Are you sure?

Dib: I asked Dad and she was sitting right next to him!

Zim: I KNEW you were lying!

Dib: You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag, if anyone’s gonna have tape it’s you!

Zim: That’s exactly my point! I have to do EVERYTHING!

Dib: You are wasting A LOT OF TIME HERE!

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Pip couldn’t quite remember how she got here, the four armed Smeet only remembered being with Zim when the Voot crashed, for the past hour, she’s sitting in the same spot quite confused.

Zim didn’t like it when she wandered too far, so if she stayed in the same place, he should find her eventually, right?

@2ksuperiority

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wall-e ending

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growing family

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Bonus, zim’s previous family pictures:

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Yes please!

(With my OC Pip plz)

STARTER CALL

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Hahaha, yeah the "Diamon-" Oh crap thEY'RE HUGE--

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Sequel to This cuz Why not

I kinda liked this Au, I might draw some more of it in the future.. (I actually love this concept-)

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headcanon: 2k’s goggles are made out of the eyes of his broken gir unit

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when you care too much about two characters with barely any dialogue and that only appear in one issue so far

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