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Moving on

So first off I want to thank everyone that’s been supporting this page. (Especially to the robots) Never in my dreams that I would be able to have a blog with over +900 followers. (Even though it’s a blog about porn)

That a side I’m so greatful for the some that stuck around from the beginning and to those just joining me. Unfortunately I have to say goodbye to this page for personal reasons. But fear not I shall be making another (NFSW) blog page with more of whatever I post on here.

I’ll leave my new blog here if you want to follow me:

https://unispiredbannanapeel.tumblr.com/

If not then....ok

I’ll be following back those that I follow on this blog because I would not have been where I am because of them so yeah.

Anyways see ya on the other side of the bedroom~

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Underboob

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Who else is participating in no nut november

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Cala Maria is thicc!

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when youre watching movie with family and theres porn scene

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Lillie Pout [Pokemon Sun & Moon]

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hey guys, you may know that i’m going to a con and cosplaying soon so i’m thinking that i’m gonna want some money so i can buy stuf at the con and get stuff for my cosplay so i’m doing Commissions!!

(edit btw if you can’t commission me but to help me out, reblog!)

(if you want to know more go under “readmore”)

Keep reading

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Warm up stretch

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I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

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decode your teen’s texts

lol: lots of lesbians

brb: beautiful radiant bisexuals

pov: plenty of violets

omg: oh my girls

ttyl: totally terrific young lesbians

ftw: for the women

asap: as sapphic as possilbe

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teen titans: how did they find us?!

teen titans: 

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I’ve never seen a sign with SO LITTLE CHILL BEFORE