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Bad Guy - Do Kyungsoo

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What are mornings with bb!baek like?

Probably a lot of grumbling and groans, burying his face into your hair and neck kisses, oral on the giving and receiving end isn’t all that uncommon either; very sleepy and sensual.Until he gets out of bed. Then he gets kind of brutish and demanding (but in a very sluggish, half awake manner) like a lot of roughly pulling you against him by the waist, pressing you into counters, dragging you into the shower with him…

Once he reaches the 80% awake point, he just gets into his usual moodiness.

—Rohe

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more nsfw bad boy!baek please! 💕

but like what!! if you give me some specifics i’ll gladly answer to the best of my ability ;u;

—Rohe

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Utdmgdngsjfs okokok what would be the fluffiest, cutest thing bad boy baek would do? Xx

asKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS RIGHT OFF THE BAT I SEE like fluff and bad boy!baek u mean oil n water…

BUT. lowkey there are occasions he might buy you something $$$ like jewelry or handbags (pretty much never directly given to you, he’ll leave it at your place or likewise for you to stumble upon), mostly because he’s an unsentimental dunce and sometimes figures he might as well get you something and sees materialism as compensation for how rarely it happens

He’ll probably mostly forget that he did such a thing for a week or two and then he’ll ask “did you get the x/y/z” and whether or not you liked it “because if you don’t, I’m going to return it or give it to someone else, that shit wasn’t cheap.”

—Rohe

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Pssst 👀

send in some asks, whoever, whatever au’s, nsfw or sfw, most to leasts, p much anything!!

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Bad boy;Sehun

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The first bj question but with chanyeol, chen, baek and d.o?

You know what, I’m bored. Let’s take a crack at some light answering. 

I hope Rohe doesn’t mind….If so, I’m sorry T.T (I’m too Canadian for this)

I’m going to assume this has probably been answered before but hey! It is almost 2017, new year blah blah. You get the gist.  

Also, I’m assuming this is the first time you’re giving them a blowjob in your relationship, rather than the first time they’ve received one. 

Chanyeol: At first he would be more reluctant to let you proceed. He much rather likes to please than to receive. But then, as you slowly press your lips down his stomach his eyes would close as he gives in. He would have to bite his lip as you finally reach where he now wants you to so desperately go. As soon as you wrap your lips around him, he wouldn’t be able to hold himself back. His deep voice would ring out as he groans, almost begs, for you to go faster. As soon as he finishes, his hand would grip your wrist as he pulls you up and closer to him. Pushing your hair from your ear his voice would whisper out “your turn”. 

Chen: Is more of the gentlemanly type. He likes dates and romantic evenings, so it would be awhile before things got heated. However, when he wants you, he doesn’t do subtle. You’d be lounging on the couch talking over some light drinks, when he suddenly takes the glass from your hand and places them delicately on the table. Wordlessly, his fingers would find your cheeks, slowly grazing them as he brings his fingers to your chin pulling you closer to him. Placing his lips against yours, it would be a soft delicate kiss, where he lingers enjoying the moment. Pulling you by the waist he would inch you closer towards him with his fingers pressing into your skin. Urgently now, his tongue slips into your mouth as he groans wanting you more and more. There wouldn’t be time for foreplay for him because he’s already there. Now he just needs to hear his name come from your lips.

D.O.: D.O. would have no problem asking you to give him a hand, err, mouth. For him, blowjobs come after sex. Doing that for someone is something he prizes as truly caring for someone’s pleasure. When things are getting hot and heavy, his fingers would go to his shirt swiftly unlatching the buttons. Reaching for your hand he would break from your lips, and bringing your fingers over his collar only to drag them slowly down his chest, right down the center. His eyes would be closed as he moans under your touch. Once your hand glides against his belt, his eyes would open to meet yours. They’d be dark, stern, but also curious about your reaction. Letting go of your hand he would reach up to your lips and ask slowly, dragging his finger across them “what do you say about putting those around my cock?”

Baek: This boy has been dreaming of the day you go down on him since the time he saw you lick your lips, put on lipstick, or put literally anything remotely near your lips. It would almost become an obsession where he can’t stop thinking about their shape, and the way they would look around his dick. He almost wouldn’t be able to control himself when he thinks about you gagging on his size. His issue would be that he doesn’t want to ask. He wants you to want it. He wants it so bad that when you’re lips are against his, he runs his tongue against them, bites them, eagerly hoping that one time, in one moment, they might be on him. When you do start trailing down, bringing those pretty lips right where he wants them, you’d hear a sigh as he grins widely and leans his head back. He would be giddy in anticipation, not wanting to look down he would wait for the surprise. Once he feels your tongue run down against his tip he would let out a low “oh baby…”. 

-Sariel 

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Hello Little Lovlies

Sariel here, I know, why do I keep coming back?

The reason is because I still love kpop, obviously, have you seen bts’s new video?

I thought maybe, I owe you lovely people an explanation. And for those who have no idea who I am, I’m sorry!!!

So here we go, explanation time:

I’m old.

Pretty simple. I am 24 years old now. I still write, yes, about kpop, but it is more for my own personal use/viewing...whatever. I was unable to keep up with this blog because well, I’m getting old. I’m currently getting my masters degree and I’ve been conducting real research (accessibility in libraries, for anyone who is a curious one). I even worked on a content analysis’ of mental disorders in children’s literature.

Not to brag, I’m just really excited where life has taken me so far.

Basically, I have bills to pay, and overall responsibilities to attend to.

And I’m sorry. I kept saying I was busy and had school. But right now, I’m unsure if I’ll ever get back to it.

What I wanted to talk about was a cheesy life lesson! Don’t let go of things you enjoy because you think you’re getting too old for them. I still listen to kpop on my long drive to school, I dance stupidly in the shower to it, and I stay up really late watching kpop music videos. As you get older, you’re going to feel like you have to put this stuff behind you (also cause your parents/guardians keep telling you it is a phase), but I’m here to tell you that you don’t.

If you love something and it makes you happy. Keep on doing it! I feel like I’m supposed to be an adult now and there is the expectations that I’m supposed to be over ‘boy bands’ and fandoms like this. Hell, I even have a boyfriend whom I live with. That all doesn’t stop me.

Just yes,

Never grow up kids and don’t listen to what they say. This world is yours and what you do from here is all up to you. Go on and make yourself happy.I truly truly mean this. You all deserve to be happy and no one is going to judge you about what makes you so. 

I wish you all the best, 

Sariel

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sorry i’m still pretty dormant right now ;u; but even if i can’t be super active i’m planning to do a giveaway soon! take care puddin cups~

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Dudes Lotto is like exo bad boys come to life !!!!!!

bro… first Monster and now Lotto it’s not an AU anymore.

maybe SM follows exopurg

—Rohe

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42 & 78 for 100 EXO questions

42. Kai or Jongin?both but I won’t lie that I prefer Kai a lil more

78. EXO song that you do not like? one of the reasons I got into EXO is because they didn’t have any songs I just completely did not like, if I had to pick one I might say I don’t like 365 as much?

thanks for sending these in, cuppycake [100 EXO Questions]

—Rohe

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Xiumin - Artificial Love </3

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100 EXO Questions: send me an ask.

Favorite EXO album?

Favorite title song?

Best Era?

Favorite b-side song?

Who’s your bias?

Who’s your bias wrecker?

Favorite choreography?

Favorite MV?

Favorite EXO Showtime episode?

EXO K or EXO M?

OT12 or OT9?

Dance-line or Vocal-line?

Vocal-line or Rap-line?

Favorite Vocalist?

Favorite Dancer?

Favorite Rapper?

EXO First Box or Second Box?

Miracles in December or Sing For You?

Wolf or Growl?

Is EXO your bias group?

MAMA superpowers or WOLF werewolves?

Favorite Friendship?

Favorite Ship?

Favorite China-line member?

Aegyo Xiumin or Abs Xiumin?

Do you own the EXO Lightsick?

Lucky One or Monster?

XOXO or EXODUS?

EXODUS or EX’ACT?

Favorite OT12 moment?

Call Me Baby or Love Me Right?

Favorite EXODUS song?

Favorite Beagle-line member?

Favorite EXO superpower?

As vocalists, Luhan or Chen?

Drop That or Lightsaber?

EXOLU’XION or The Lost Planet?

How long did it take you to learn all their names?

Favorite ballad?

El Dorado or Black Pearl?

Least favorite ship?

Kai or Jongin?

Favorite EXOMENTARY video?

Favorite EXO K member?

Favorite EXO M member?

As vocalists, D.O. or Baekhyun?

As rappers, Sehun or Tao?

Do you actually like Wolf?

Favorite OTP moment?

Have you ever seen EXO live?

Moment that made you cry?

Most handsome member?

Do you still watch EXO Showtime occasionally?

Cutest member?

First bias?

Favorite XOXO song?

Favorite Baekhyun era?

SatanSoo or SquishySoo?

Xiuhan or Hunhan?

Favorite EXO photocard?

Sehun’s eyebrows or Sehun’s legs?

Favorite EXO pet?

Hyung-line or Maknae-line?

Favorite EXODUS song?

Favorite movie with an EXO member in it?

How did you get into EXO?

Mom!Suho or Sexy!Suho?

Promise or Heaven?

Tao’s Z.TAO or Luhan’s Reloaded?

Favorite EX’ACT song?

Xiumin bun or Luhan bun?

Have you ever not liked a member?

Favorite Chen solo song?

Baekyeol or Baekyeon?

Cold city guy Kris or Dorky Kris?

Favorite EXO Cover song?

Did you cry when listening to Promise?

EXO song that you do not like?

Favorite Couple Talk (from EXO first box)?

Favorite Kai era?

As dancers, Kai, Sehun, or Lay?

Baekhyun’s (ft. Suzy) Dream or Baekhyun’s (ft. K. Will) The Day?

Favorite EXO member IG account?

Favorite award performance?

If you could get any of the MID gifts, what would you get?

Kaisoo or TaeKai?

Favorite Chanyeol gif?

MAMA or History?

Favorite lyrics?

Favorite Suho era?

Red haired D.O., yes or no?

Favorite Chanyeol Rap?

Favorite fanfiction?

Lay’s Go, Fighting! Or Luhan’s Running Man?

Pathcodes or Wolf Drama?

Taohun or Taoris?

EXO Showtime or EXO Next Door?

Most significant song for you?

Who are your top 3 members?

Why do you like EXO?

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i can’t with all of you bYE

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

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Hi! I don't even know how long I've followed your blog but I love it and I think you guys are lovely. 😘 so I was wondering, how would bad boys Kai, Baek, and Chanyeol react if their girlfriend was obviously really sad one day and she said she feels like they don't love her because maybe they don't show it much? Even though they definitely do love her! Would they be sad and try to show it more or maybe they would be kind of angry? Thank you! Hope you're having a good day. 💕

Hi~ Thanks for having been around so long, your loveliness must have rubbed off on us

Kai would sit you down and try to talk to you about it and apologize and say how you know he’s a passive person—and that it’s not an excuse, but it’s part of his person, it’s something you both know but he’s willing to try and convey his feelings more; “It might take a while… sorry, you’ll have to be a little alright?”

Baekhyun would get kind of irked, because he’s that classic stonecold bad boy who doesn’t have a soft side or feels, and from his point of view, he’s actually shown and done too much. But once he’s cooled off and thought about it, I imagine he’ll actually become a bit of a tsundere, like bringing you flowers with the convenient excuse reason that he was passing by when they were on sale. He might start trying to do small things, as long as it’s private (i.e. it won’t ever be anything in public or on social media).

Chanyeol, Chanyeol… He might just say sorry and try to pass it off lightheartedly, but after the quick apology he’s already thinking about solutions. It’s not so much of something you’ll see, but he’ll try to break away from his playboy tendencies (AKA ditch the other wimminz) so he can completely focus on you. so expect him to take you out and to the bedroom more often

—Rohe

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birthday gift for my friend @tatsueli!

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KAI posing for W KOREA