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whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??

a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.

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Details: L'ala nera o Il tocco dell'angelo by Roberto Ferri.

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It’s a real tragedy the writing team couldn’t handle Dean better. The concept of a queer man with eldest daughter syndrome who fights monsters but is working on seeing the good in everyone and loves his baby brother and channels his feelings through very loud music is just. enchanting

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????????

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Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

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gestures vaguely @ my childhood would you like a list of things to continue denying mother

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Past the road, a blackened building creaks between the trees⁠—and there you feel a creeping dread you’ve only known in dreams.

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When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests

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hey don’t label traditional mythologies as fuckin cryptids. yokai aren’t cryptids, w/ndigo are not cryptids, pukwudgie aren’t cryptids.

TRADITIONAL MYTHOLOGIES ARE NOT CRYPTIDS. 

cryptids are creatures with a disputed existence OUTSIDE OF MYTHOLOGY. like fresno nightcrawlers, mothman, bigfoot, flatwoods monster, jersey devil. NOT mythology, and NOT indigenous stories.

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time for sewing

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*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

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oh to be gay and unhinged