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Look who just landed in Erebus!

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God of War: Ragnarök's ending in a nutshell

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“it’s not canon” TO YOU. they’re fucking nasty in my google docs right now

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Begging on my hands and for some nsfw headcanons for Freyr

this had me kicking my feet and twirling my hair freyr is sooo sexy im serious LMFAO but thanks for the request and i hope you enjoy!

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tags: switch!reader, switch!freyr, teasing/orgasm denial, dry humping, breeding kink, public sex, oral sex (freyr and reader receiving), hair pulling, voyeurism (he joins), dumbification, praise kink, probably more too

freyr nsfw headcanons

freyr gets turned on really easily. it doesn't matter where he is. it just happens, especially if you're around. he could just be thinking of you and get hard sometimes

he's very respectful of you, but his eyes do tend to wander. he'll stare at your chest or your butt without even realizing he's doing it and, before he knows it, he's turned on

he loves having sex. he will never turn it down. it helps him relax and calm himself down if he's feeling angry or upset, too. and it makes him feel good, so it's a win win in his eyes

he loves being dominant for a few reasons. one... he thinks you are sooo sexy when you're writhing underneath him, begging for his fingers, his dick, anything for your release

and two, it feels good to be in control. but it's mostly because of the first reason

whenever he's playing the dominant role, he tends to tease. he'll get you so close to your orgasm, only to pull his fingers out of you and look at you with that shit eating grin

you'll have to beg him to finally let you cum. it's so hot when you beg, but he will eventually give in

but when he's submissive? he's so loud. you'll have to hold your hand over his mouth to keep him quiet enough to not get caught

he ruts up into you, his clothed dick rubbing against your core. he's desperate to cum, but you won't let him until he begs, giving him a taste of his own medicine

freyr has a breeding kink. the thought of having kids is a bit scary, but he loves the idea of having a family with you and raising them together

it turns him on a LOT to think of you pregnant because of him. he is the god of fertility, so expect him to be really into the mating press position whenever he wants to try to get you pregnant

public sex and the thought of getting caught is something that he's always been into. he'll fuck you against a wall in a hallway, around a corner away from a party, or even right in front of people— slipping his hands into your pants to finger you

also, nicknames are a really big thing for him in general so they definitely carry over into his sex life

"doing so good for me, baby" "you feel so good, sweetheart" "hold on a little longer, honey"

he'd whisper those little comments in your ear, his voice so soft but soooo hot oh my god

also really into oral sex. whether it be him going down on you or vice versa, he loves it

he loves eating you out. he knows just where to put his tongue to make your eyes roll back into your skull. he'll look up at you through his eyelashes, his gaze never drifting from you as he eats you out like you're his last meal

buuut.. he also loves when you suck his dick. he'll pull at your hair, thrusting deep into your throat in desperation. his moans would be so loud, too— not able to hold himself back as you move your tongue around his tip

he enjoys quickies to an extent. if he's crunched on time, but he needs you, he'll pull you into a closet and just go at it. he'll still be hard, it just turns him on more to have one— but he doesn't care

he's really into boobs. if you have them, expect him to suck at them and bite them so much he'll leave marks

if he walks in on you touching yourself, moaning his name, he would stay. he'd have the biggest smirk on his face, too

"you just can't cum without me, huh?"

you'd whine, and he'd be rock solid by that point. not that he wasn't already hearing you moan out his name when you thought he wasn't around

kiss his neck, and he's melting like putty in your arms. he'd moan and whine, hoping that you'll slip your hand around his dick and jerk him off for awhile to make him cum. you hardly ever do, though. just to tease him

he loves hearing the sound of your wet cunt when he thrusts into you. it's like music to his ears. it makes him feel so good about himself when he realizes only he can make you that wet

spelling his name out with his tongue against your clit as he eats you out... <3 just a little reminder of who makes you feel that good

he will not degrade you, even if you want him to. even the thought of it makes him feel icky and gross, he just can't talk about you that way even if you're into it. but he will praise you

he'll sing his praises to you as soon as he starts touching you, compliments just falling out of his mouth nonstop. it's very cute honestly

imagine just getting him sooo close to his release that he can't even speak. all he could do is moan, his hands desperately grabbing at any part of you he could reach as you bounce on his cock....... i love the dumbification thought about him

but he'd do the same to you. making you so cockdumb all you can say is his name.....

scratching at his back is something that really turns him on too. it hurts a bit, but he's into it and he doesn't mind it

freyr makes love. he has sex to show his admiration and adoration for you, not for any other reason. it's evident in everything he does

he can be incredibly gentle when it comes to sex, too. he'll cradle you in his arms, pressing kisses to the nape of your neck. his thrusts would be so soft, but he'd still whimper out your name

really rough sex usually only happens when he's frustrated or angry, and it's a way to help him release those emotions. you never mind

definitely the type of guy to put you up on the counter and fuck you there. even better if there's people around and the only thing covering up his bare dick is your clothes

he lives by the "don't knock it till you try it" mentality, and he will try anything you might suggest! he wants to make you feel good first and foremost, so he's willing to do whatever you ask him to at least once

also, his aftercare is top notch!! he cleans you up, kissing all over your body as he does so to help you wind down from your intense orgasms. he's the sweetest honestly :")

he essentially worships your body during sex, and that always stays the same no matter how he may be feeling

he thinks of himself as the luckiest man alive to have someone like you in his life, and that carries over into your sexual relationship with him <3

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If atreus were to have another love interest than angrboda is allowed one too. Im really tired of leaving the female character yet giving male characters all sorts of opportunities. Angrboda is more than that stupid fucking prophecy and she needs to be allowed to do whatever as well.

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something I drew that I liked

DO NOT REPOST

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Someone probably did this before but who cares

✨ commissions ✨

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Reminder that Angrboda haters and racists are not welcome here

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blaming gojo for what happened, no gojo body, no mention of gojo, and no gojo burial... this fr might be my villain origin story

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wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever

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I love the Cincinnati Zoo sm, wish to go someday soon since I’m not that far

Btw if you want an example of actually cute and appropriate handling of a baby hippo in an accredited zoo with trained keepers, there’s always Fiona the Hippo at Cincinnati Zoo!

She was born premature and had to be hand raised initially

Fiona felt very safe with her keepers and she would regularly snuggle with them and snooze on their laps. They had to monitor her 24/7 and take feedings in shifts - and it was very uncertain whether she would even survive!

While you might say that it’s hypocritical to support free contact in one situation and not another, this is a situation where free contact was very much okay. They had to support Fiona like this as she was regularly needing medical intervention and needed to be constantly monitored around the clock.

What’s the difference between Fiona and Moo Deng’s situation? Agency and respect. Fiona was never harassed for views or forced into situations she didn’t want to be in.

The content they made with her was showing the process of hand raising a premature baby hippo. Even when they picked her up to put her in her pool she was never madly thrashing to get away.

The goal was always to transition her to be completely hands off and be with her mother Bibi. And her habitat is species appropriate with deep water for swimming in.

She was able to be reintroduced to her mother and grow up engaging in appropriate social behaviours in an enriching and species appropriate habitat.

And she’s now 7 years old and still thriving!