existential-eevee
i’m sorry. but like unironically.
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existential-eevee · 1 day ago
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If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.
If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.
Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.
Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket
Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer
Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help
Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.
Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.
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existential-eevee · 2 days ago
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If you are trans I need you to stay alive.
Stay alive for every other trans person fighting, stay alive for every trans person who is no longer here, and most importantly stay alive for yourself.
They don’t get to erase us! They don’t get to take away our rights, and treat us as less than human. Don’t let them erase us, and don’t let them make you a statistic. Don’t let them win.
Stay alive
If you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for others. Do it out of spite.
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existential-eevee · 21 days ago
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Haven’t posted in a while, or done one of these in a while period, so HRT update! 7 month edition!
I went to buy my grandma a phone today and she had to gender me correctly and use the correct name for me because the people in the store said “Good morning, ladies!” and she knew she’d look dumb if she misgendered me 🖤
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existential-eevee · 4 months ago
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Yeah, fucking a puppy girl is cool, but have you ever just wanted to relax with her?
Maybe it's been raining, storming for a few days in a row. You haven't been able to take her out to run around at the park, but the sleepy feeling the rain brings has caused her to be a bit more docile and relaxed recently. You're just laying with her on the couch. She's resting her head in your lap, and you're scratching her behind her ear.
Maybe it makes her happy enough that she rubs her face against your thigh.
Maybe it makes you happy enough that you wish it never ends.
She lets out a deep and tired little "woof."
"How about we get you to sleep, puppy?" She wags her tail and eagerly follows you to the bedroom, so she curl up under the blankets with you.
Sometimes, loving a dog-girl isn't just railing them. It can be sharing a moment of peace with them, too.
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existential-eevee · 4 months ago
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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
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existential-eevee · 4 months ago
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Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up
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existential-eevee · 4 months ago
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everything is a transgender allegory except being transgender which is about being alive
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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That boy who was labelled "gifted" in middle school and internalised that if he wasn't smart then nobody would care about him, is actually now a girl who's internalised that if she isn't pretty then nobody will care about her
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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That boy who was labelled "gifted" in middle school and internalised that if he wasn't smart then nobody would care about him, is actually now a girl who's internalised that if she isn't pretty then nobody will care about her
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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That boy who was labelled "gifted" in middle school and internalised that if he wasn't smart then nobody would care about him, is actually now a girl who's internalised that if she isn't pretty then nobody will care about her
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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affectionate caring texts but puppy-coded..
have you stayed hydrated today? has puppy been drinking?
did you brush your teeth? remember to clean my favorite biters <3
have you been sleeping well? been getting good rest, puppy?
did you do those chores? have you been cleaning up after yourself, pup?
did you do the things i told you? have you been good for me?
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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This could be us… 👀
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Credit to its_merrycherry on Twitter
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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Herb's Properties
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Basil:  money, luck, prosperity, happiness
Bay Leaf: energy, cleansing, can be charged with almost any intention
Camomile: Caring, kindness, luck, growth, self-love growth, confidence, avoiding negativity, happiness
Cinnamon: passion, quick success, fire magick
Chia seeds: Growth, health, kindness, Property
Chilli flakes:  Pride, confidence, power, strength, Passion
Cumin: Courage, bravery, protection, loyalty
Dandelion: wishes, charisma, success, good luck
Dill: sexual love, luck, protection
Eucalyptus: cleansing, healing, purifying, relaxing, comfort
Fennel:  hate, anger
Flax seeds: Prosperity, growth, new beginnings
Ginger: fiery passion, success, and personal power
Jasmine: love, dreams, sensuality, luxury and kindness
Lavender: love and attraction, purification, relaxation, restful sleep
Nutmeg: luck, Health, Fidelity, Love, Prosperity, comfort, loyalty
Oregano:  comfort, love, warmth
Paprika:  Pride, confidence, power, strength
Parsley: Cleansing. purification
Peppermint: healing, purification, love and energy, cleansing, prosperity
Poppy seeds: protection, intuition, self-assurance, hexing and cursing
Rose: love, beauty, harmony, romance, attraction
Rosemary: cleansing, purification, wisdom, protection
Sesame seeds: Prosperity, growth, health, nurturing
Spearmint: love, cleansing, renewal, blessing
Sunflower seeds: happiness, growth, joy
Thyme: beauty, strength, courage
Turmeric: confidence, creativity, energy
Vanilla: love and sexuality
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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we could be weird together btw if you even care
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existential-eevee · 5 months ago
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where?
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