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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”
I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.
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love how shi mei and chu wanning, the two people capable of navigating the multiverse (duoverse?), each decide welp this timeline is a wash, i’m just gonna cut my losses here and get back to the Real Universe. each thinking that about the opposite world
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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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After 4 years, Ilhoon, I get to see and listen to you again. I love you, Ilhoon. Thank you for coming back. 🐾
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act 2 came out 413 days ago
act 3 will come out in 413 more days
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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed
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this has probably been said a million times but for anyone who wasnt super into dan and phil during 2012-2017 its impossible to describe how surreal it is to see dnp this comfortable joking about phan. seeing dan specifically make jokes about being gay and slutty was UNFATHOMABLE during those years. talking about phan unironically around them was in such poor taste and now theyre not just jokingly read fic or looking at phanart, theyre fucking joking about getting married irl. like. do you guys even realize how lucky we are to see this shit.
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Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
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HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image
WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!
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Nothing But Thieves via Instagram stories, 09/10/24
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