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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I actually like that there aren't any mistborn in Era 2 (well, for most of it). I love getting to see these characters who know every facet of their powers well and use their one or two powers in very specific, creative ways. I love the ways that Wax combines his steelpushing and weight storing just instinctively to do things like make a building explode. I love Wayne's incredible timing with his speed bubbles and how skillfully he applies them. I love how Marasi takes this ability that she's been told is useless her whole life and makes it into a formiddable force. I love seeing these characters that are masters of their crafts in a very specific way. I love what they can do within the limits of their abilities. Mistborn and full Feruchemists may be generalists who can do pretty much anything, but mistings/ferrings/twinborn are specialists who use what they have in the most incredible ways.

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Radical wunk

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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

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Love how when Luke finds Obi-Wan, he's straightforward: "oh that's me, yeah"

When Luke finds Yoda, the bastard is like: "Mrmm, Fuck with him I will. For the bit, do this, I will"

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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I know the doctor doesn't know what blink is other than safely assuming it's a weeping angels episode, but there's something truly hysterical in talking to the main character of your favorite show and telling him your favorite episode is one he's barely in 😭

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If you think the fan representation in Lux is unrealistic I just gotta say I’m exactly the fan they’re parodying. I own that scarf and that fez. I’ve met and kept friends because of Doctor Who. I repeatedly tell people to watch Blink because it’s the best and I’ve heard a bunch other fans at conventions telling strangers the same thing (unsolicited, lol) to try to get them to watch the show. The writers aren’t making up a person to make fun of like they have literally met me and my friends at conventions. If you want to be represented on the show, show up to a Doctor Who convention and frighten Russel T Davies with your obscure extended universe knowledge in person as god intended so he can parody you next time!

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.