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I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

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I love scenarios and I hate being in situations

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I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

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uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

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ewan and hayden are still so in tune with obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker even after all these years. it's as if every movement and expression came naturally and instinctively, their attitude and demeanor, every word, smile, the look in their eyes gave away just how genuinely they are anakin and obi-wan. the timeline of my own life seems so warped because my resurfaced childhood star wars memories are overwhelmingly integrating with my current star wars state of mind and it feels as if both no time and a whole lifetime passed simultaneously

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reread your favourite fanfic one more time. as a treat.

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today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

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you deserve a more tender tomorrow.

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someone please help me find that quote about how someone was overwhelmed with the weight of the world and their problems when they were physically alone, but that weight felt like nothing in the presence of a friend and good conversation

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surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time

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Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, except they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter were behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

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Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)