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"Got a biting kink?"

   “Yeah. Shamelessly, I really do.”

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“Fuck you and your goldfish"

   “Mister Kibbles doesn’t appreciate your tone.”

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more out of context sentence starters.

of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said

“Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”

“YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!“ 

“Are you rapping in French?!”

“Don’t tell dad I just did that.”

*gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*

“I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”

“ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”

“I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”

“Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, ‘ew’ works too”

“You think this is a game, mom?”

“Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”

“It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”

“I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”

“If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”

“Is the tea okay??”

“Get in the bush”

“[name], do NOT dance”

(Sadly) “he’s a waffle”

“I will never die. I AM DEATH”

“[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”

“Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”

“I just quacked at them loudly" 

“No, you should take the last one”

“Fuck you and your goldfish" 

“To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream ‘’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ “ 

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Send me a Kink, and my Muse will talk about it if they like it or not.

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"What about spanking as foreplay?"

  “Nope. Not my kinda thing.”

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Send me a Kink, and my Muse will talk about it if they like it or not.

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The Dark Knight (2008) sentence meme

“In their last moments people show you who they really are”

“What gives you the right? What’s the difference between you and me?”

“From this height the fall wouldn’t kill me”

“How about a magic trick?”

“Because sometimes the truth isn’t enough”

“These are dangerous people”

“You don’t wanna die but you don’t know how to take a life either”

“Do I look like a guy with a plan?”

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

“Wanna know how I got these scars?”

“The night is darkest just before the dawn”

“The money is the only reason I’m still alive”

“Never start with the head, the victim gets a little fuzzy”

“You remind me of my father - I hated my father”

“Today you get to say ‘I told you so’”

“You can’t protect me, you can’t even protect yourself”

“Hit me. Come on, hit me!”

“Some men just want to watch the world burn”

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It’s Sinday Sunday

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SMASHES THE DOOR DOWN. DADDY’S HOME.

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Send a ⊂(・▽・⊂)≡≡==── and my muse will react to your muse hugging mine.

Or send a  ──==≡≡(つ・▽・) つ for my muse to suddenly hug your muse.

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Our Muses get pushed into a small closet together by some strange means, They need to wrap their arms around eachother to make Room. Send 1 of the Following for My Muse's Reaction..

1. “Well, I guess you should hold me then..”

2. “You smell nice..”

3. “Don’t get any ideas..”

4. “At least you are warm..”

5. “Stop squirming or I’ll bite your neck!”

6. “Heh, why are your hands moving down my back?”

7. “You’re very hot, do you have a fever?”

8. “Mmm wait, don’t put your hands there!”

9. “You have really lovely eyes..”

10. “Oh my, heh heh, are you blushing?”

11. “Since we are here, wana kiss?”

12. “Oh, does this make you nervous?”

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                                  Tumblr “RP Bestie” Form

Fill in, and toss it in my submit (if you can’t find it, just add “/submit” to the end of my url) or my fanmail, and I’ll return the favor, so we can just get started with the madness and skip the baby steps.

What should I call you?:

Timezone:

18+: y / n

Kik / Skype / AIM :

Are you cool with me:

Tagging you in reblogged posts: y / n 

Tagging you in random starters: y / n 

Sending you an endless supply of memes: y / n 

Making you graphics, aesthetic sets, promos: y / n

Arrive in your ask box at weird hours freaking out about our muses?:  y / n

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Send my muse an emoji and they will react to ...

💋‍ : your muse kissing mine on cheek

💏 : your muse kissing mine on lips

👊 : your muse punching mine

👏 : your muse hugging mine

👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass

👙 : seeing your muse in underwear 

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

😭 : seeing your muse crying 

👻 : seeing your muse scared

🌙 : seeing your muse outside alone during nighttime

💤 : your muse coming on my muse’s bed during night

🍴 : your muse making mine a breakfast

🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late

🍸 : your muse offering mine an alcoholic drink

☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day

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Give my character a "character shaming" label

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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Just gonna throw out a starter call.