(LISTEN to me, zag. LISTEN to me. this is a JOKE. this is a CRACK prediction of where season 4 is headed. this isn’t an ACTUAL prediction. you hear me? this isn’t… ACTUALLY what i think is going to happen. because it wont. …right? right????)
I saw some angsty art of the final battle with Hawk Moth by @sabertoothwalrus and @tizzymcwizzy (as well as a wholesome reuniting of Adrien and Emilie by Marisa), as well as people were asking me about the “Adrien was a sentimonster” theory, so I got inspired to be angsty too. Violence begets violence, and this fandom is choosing violence recently.
I hope you can piece together what’s going on here, I’m to lazy to write an explanation if it’s not necessary, but basically Gabriel got his wish and it resulted in this
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 ; 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒; bold what applies, italic what sometimes applies. feel free to add on!
HAPPINESS: being unable to stop smiling. laughter. bear hugs. happy tears. waving arms around. dancing. contently sighing. eyes twinkling. laugh lines. childlike playfulness. skipping. talking more. affection. cracking more jokes than usual. gesturing more when talking. higher pitched voice. squealing. jumping around. clapping.
SADNESS: tearing up. self-hugging. one-arm cross. an aching chest. scratchy throat. a runny nose. turning away. deep breaths. quivery smiles. crying. infantile sobbing. hands gripping each other or an object. covering mouth. puffy eyes. eyes appear red. voice breaking. a distant or empty stare. monotone voice. asking for comfort. faking a smile. crumbling. shaking. whimpering .depression. abusing an unhealthy habit. withdrawing from others. big teary eyes. doing something even if it could hurt them.
ANGER: furrowed brows. baring teeth. passive-aggressive comments. avoiding eye contact. sarcasm. headache. sore muscles. hiding clenched fists. irritability. jumping to conclusions. raising voice. going silent. demanding immediate action. keeping it all in until exploding. body tensing. making risky decisions. middle finger.
FEAR: wanting to flee or hide. what-ifs. images of what-could-be flashing in mind. uncontrollable trembling. rapid breathing. screaming. a skewed sense of time. irritability. keeping silent. denying fear. turning away from the cause .pretending to be brave. nail-biting. lip-biting. scratching skin. a joking tone but a voice that cracks. fainting. insomnia. panic attacks. exhaustion. substance abuse. tics. rushing adrenaline. face draining of colour. hair lifting on the back of the neck. feeling rooted to the spot. making body as small as possible. staring but not seeing. crying. a shrill voice. whispering. gripping something or someone. stuttering. flinching at noises. pleading.
EXHAUSTION: constantly yawning. blurring words together. dark circles or lines under eyes. mood swings. hallucinations. calling people by the wrong name. dizziness. denying they’re tired. slow blinking. trouble concentrating. stumbling. leaning on a doorframe for support. sluggish movements. falling asleep someplace that isn’t a bed. becoming irritated by the smallest things. “i’m awake, i’m fine.” shaking so bad they spill their drink. fall asleep in their clothes. lay their head on the table because they’re so tired. passing out.
we just won’t tell simon, okay?
we just won’t tell simon, okay?
we just won’t tell simon, okay?
@voidedlie, an independent, mildly selective roleplay blog for SIMON LAURENT from owen dennis’s INFINITY TRAIN. mun is 18+ and has around ten years of roleplay experience. follows back from @bathedinobscurity.
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—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2
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“I can’t do anything calmly. You know me.”
“So, you don’t need a rooster for the eggs?”
“I know you’ve got that condition where you’re a bitch.”
“How long until we get to ketchup?”
“If you need me to delay, text me. I will delay.”
“Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me!”
“I’ve been thinking to myself: hey, I don’t like green beans that much, and I don’t know why!”
“For kids to not know what Harry Potter is, I feel like a big boomer, you know? ‘Cause I’m like, spouting about Harry Potter and they’re like ‘what’s that? I only know tiktok.’”
“What incident did you have? Tell us about your past.”
“You know, when someone’s just walking down the hall and you just, take their shoulders and then you just ram your knee up their ass as hard as you can.”
“You lied to me! You’ve never done cocaine!”
“My sex appeal is well established in reality but maybe in the other world, my sex appeal carries over and I’ve got some ghosts fawning over me.”
“You cook it up on a skriddle. Skittle? Hold on, that’s not it. Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?”
“Why is Jeffree Star in an old wheelchair?”
“I had to deflate it ‘cause it wouldn’t fit in the car!”
“You kicked me in the dick!”
“How do you feel about my genitals?”
“If a president came up to you and said ‘I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation,’ what would you do?”
“What if we accidentally did blackface?”
“Oh my god, we have to watch 2 girls 1 cup!”
“Good God! I could have gone my whole life!”