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I know what you’re thinking:

“It’s eXtremely lame that I can’t vote for X.”

I couldn’t agree more. So I got the neXt best thing for you all. Vote for Demon Drive!

Vyce makes the most eXceptional beats! Anytime I throw a rager I make sure to get her to play for it!

Want the neXt best thing? Vote for Vyce and Demon Drive!

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WHAT! We lost! That is unaXeptable!

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you were the original os tumblr

how does it feel to be the og and then see everyone else jump on the band wagon?

I’m not surprised. Everyone wants a taste of the X lifestyle!

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Are you really gonna doubt me NOW? C’mon, you know eXactly which team to vote for.

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The 4 X's of playing X in Omega Strikers

Alright, here's the deal. My manager said I have to do an ad read for that video game about me. I took one look at the script and realized it was not eXceptional! So I'm giving you a X filled guide to playing me in Omega Strikers.

First X: eXpensive

If you wanna be good at X, you gotta feel like X. Buy a skin! With my eXceptional looks, you'll get the confidence you need in no time.

Second X: eXperience

You gotta put in the time. You gotta put in the hours. Play 50 games as X! And no, wins don't count as two games. Especially since you should be winning every time! Fill out that striker pass!

Third X: eXpertise

If you wanna play as X, you have to get into the X mindset. Knock out 100 opponents as X! Show no mercy! Don't even worry about the core. Use your burst to get kills and hit them hard!

Fourth X: X

Just kidding again! I'm the best X player in the world (obviously)! Check the leaderboards and you'll see me (username: XXXXXXX) at the top as the best X player. You'll never be good as me.

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The 4 Xs of Dating

What's going on! X here to give you the best dating tips. Follow these and you'll have as much game as me.

First: eXact

Stay yourself. Don't change a part of yourself to be with someone. The right partner will love you for eXactly who you are.

Second: eXtravagant

Treat you partner to the best there is! Spare no expense! Show them that you'll give them anything.

Third: eXplicit

You gotta be open and honest about what you want in the relationship. It's always better when you're both on the same page.

Fourth: X

Just kidding! You'll never have as much game as me. The fourth X is being X. I'm kinda a rizz grandmaster. But hey, if you follow the three other rules, maybe you'll have half the game as me!

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BIG TALK COMING FROM MR. 3 HOURS!

X, darling. Please. Let me know just real quick..

how do you get your hair to be so flawless? Please! I must know!

Sorry champ, what you're seeing is all natural!

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X, how come all of ember monarchs has a tumblr account now? Did you rope them into this?

Kai totally got jealous of all the attention I was getting. Era made hers soon after Kai made his.

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X, darling. Please. Let me know just real quick..

how do you get your hair to be so flawless? Please! I must know!

Sorry champ, what you're seeing is all natural!

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OS got another size awakening added and thats great, but that said don't you ever want to just go apeshit? Have something in the game that makes it so just much worse?

For your consideration: spark of girth

Increases size by 5% + 25% for every spark (including this one)

Would it be balanced? No

Would it make stacking sparks snowball out of control? Yes

Would it let you have only sparks on set 5? You bet your ass it would!

As you can see, there is absolutely no downside to adding this extremely good idea to the game. I assume someone from Odyssey will see this, and steal my genius without crediting me like the frauds they are. At which point I will sue them for one billion USD that they will have earned by adding spark of girth to the game. I will of course lose the suit, because I can't afford a lawyer and would be representing myself, but at least the now thriving player base will help with the queue times.

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hey X sup

can you tell me… out of all the strikers

which one is the last one you would take on a one vs one?

thanks!

Juno.

The fight would be over way too soon to have any fun. Just not worth my time.

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I have 2 asks for you

Thoughts on Era?

And then I highly doubt you got any, but any thoughts on Rune or nah?

From:Rune Simp + Main (don't question me) and Era enjoyer

Era is my best friend!

The first thing she sees every day is me! Because if I don't wake her up she stays in her bed till 2pm. Besides, prying her off her life-sized Kai body pillow is a pretty eXceptional workout.

We're an unstoppable force on the field! Her spells make me huge! And her speed boost lets me trample the enemy team! Honestly, Ember Monarchs would be better if we just cut Kai and got someone cooler, like Asher or Juliette. Yet Era refuses to let that happen. In all fairness, she seems to go all out whenever Kai is on the field.

I don't get what she sees in him. But it doesn't matter. As Era's official wingman I have to help her get her crush, no matter how lame, rude, boring, and eXhausting they may be.

Rune?

Oh, you mean that emo guy with the nice abs.

He seems fine. He can get real eXcessive on the field when he needs to be. But I don't know much about him. He doesn't talk much on the field. I rarely seem him at parties. And if he is there, he's in the darkest corner talking to himself. Weird.

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though on Kai. Now.

-sincerely, Estelle main who is also a part time kai main 🩷

Kai is one of the most eXceptional corestrike players (like me).

He's a lousy teammate, friend, and roommate though.

The guy's got issues. Some nights I have to drag him to bed because if I don't he'll stay up all night practicing. And I can't go a single day without hearing him mutter under his breath about his father.

It's always all about corestrike with Kai. Corestrike this. Corestrike that. Why don't you corestrike some bitches on your dick! Era is right there, begging for it! (Zero disrespect towards Era.) Half of Kai's problems would be fiXed if he got laid.

The man has got to find something else to do with his time. Like a hobby or a partner. He's so focused on being "the best corestrike player ever" that he's missing out on all the amazing eXperiences right in front of him. Chilling with the fans. Having seX. Going to parties with the other players. He's missing out on life. All because of his pride. It's kinda sad. If only he could just relaX.

Especially since we all know that I'M the best corestrike player ever.

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