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::shaking and covered in blood:: I need to write more scifi

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::appearing in the kitchen:: what if you had a worm in your brain but the worm was actually like ten dead guys that threw really good parties

Roommate: why is this a trend with you

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

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save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

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I had to google "ways to ask someone to lunch" for this and so now the fbi thinks i have no bitches i think

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just saw in some stupid medical drama someone burst into the hospital with an injured person over their shoulder and they said "is anyone here a doctor????" . that's so fucking dumb. thats like going into a rock climbing gym and saying "does anyone wanna start a podcast????" like thats the only people who go there dipshit

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I made this very dumb comic. Enjoy.

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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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Some simpler art of other malevolent characters because I can't help myself :-) (Kellin, Butcher, Oscar, Marie to be exact)

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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.

If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.

So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.

A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."

"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"

Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."

Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60

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What would they do if I drew a little Garak on my prelab. Can they stop me. Will the TAs smile upon me.

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I’m Going To Steal His Body Language

They put that strange little British man on my starship and unfortunately for everyone else I had the exact emotional response I expected

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They put that strange little British man on my starship and unfortunately for everyone else I had the exact emotional response I expected