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as someone who grew up in an interfaith family it’s time to take a stance on christmas/hannukah cards. the best ones are for sure the ones where santa is gay married to a hasidic man

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Me: So basically William Miller said the world would end in 1844. When it didn't, it was called the great disappointment. Miller lived his life in exile, and his followers became the 7th Day Adventists.

My aunt who was almost a nun: [Rolls her eyes like we are queening out] "They've been saying stuff like that forever!"

Me: [gay wrist] "Right!?"

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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a demiurge is when you kind of want something

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unlimited redemption

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first tab open to the bible in the original hebrew second tab open to the other bible in the original greek. second monitor displaying a picture of the "hang in there baby!" cat third tab on the first monitor open to a google search for "nephilim bones archiological excavation real or fake" every link is purple. second monitor flips to the next picture in the slideshow and it's the "hang in there baby!" cat but by a different artist

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I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

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Love Exposure (2008), dir. Sion Sono

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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For anyone interested in some further reading on these topics, I have a rough bibliography attached to this comic available on my Patreon (it's a public post.)

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this is making me lose it

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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

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excellent pic choice