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Southern Carmine Bee-eaters (Merops nubicoides), family Meropidae, order Coraciiformes, Southern Africa

photograph by Michael S. Haworth

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I love the timeless appeal of dragons across cultures. What if a lizard were really big and could fly. Crowd goes wild.

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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

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the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

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people have invented woke gender essentialism where they see a man dress femininely and go that's a woman <3 like okay really good job breaking down traditional gender roles 👍 me personally I thought that how you dress doesn't determine your gender but you're so right men actually can't wear dresses.

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AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

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"I am the only person who has ever needed to look up a youtube video on cooking eggs" FALSE!

there's at Least 2,681,193 others who have also turned to youtube in pursuit of Egg Knowledge.....u are not alone.... (though maybe we should exclude shorts which can be given to people against their will. but there's still at least 1,262,334 sunny-side up seekers out there even then)

Foods I have fucked up that I have had no right to fuck up

This one's for you @returnsnull7404

Ground beef; I did not know you had to dethaw it and was confused on why my ground beef was hard and tasted bad; this happened several times and I had to literally film the cooking process and send it to someone to figure out what was going wrong

Noodles; I somehow burnt them while also not cooking them at all; yes I cooked them in water, no I don't know how I ended up with burnt raw noodles regardless

Buttercream frosting; I still don't know how I fucked this one up, tasted fine, but the texture was wrong

Box brownie mix; I forgot the oil

Sunny side up eggs; The whites were cooked fine but the yellow bits hardened up and tasted God awful. This happened three times. I am the only person who has ever needed to look up a youtube video on cooking eggs

Chicken broth; used two month old chicken (It was in the freezer for like, 75% of that time but I left it to dethaw in the fridge for like two weeks and yeah I'm not sure how I didn't get sick cause I ate it anyway. Didn't taste great)

Bread, literally too many times to count; I am very talented when it comes to killing yeast

Rice; I still have no goddamn idea on how to cook rice. I can not get rice right, ever. Literally have never managed to cook rice correctly a single time in my life.

Chicken drumsticks; I actually managed to make this one taste good (With step by step instructions given to me by a friend) but I also managed to splatter myself with oil several times during the process and give myself some minor burns

Tofu; I did not know you had to cook it and thought you could eat it raw. And in fairness to me you can, but you probably shouldn't, it is bad

Peanut butter; I didn't know that the foil on the container had metal and put it in the microwave. The container itself was plastic. Which also can't go in the microwave

Boiling water in a kettle; I didn't realize the lid was hot and also managed to burn myself, again

In conclusion I'm not entirely sure how I'm alive sometimes

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This is not a market research poll; anon is not designing a game with shitty monetization strategies. They're just curious about which shitty monetization strategy people hate the most.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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People do not see masculinity as being as fluid and complex and nuanced as femininity and it’s annoying as hell. Because of patriarchy’s stranglehold on masculinity and radfem theory’s stranglehold on queer spaces, people really think with their whole heart that only femininity is subversive or experimental, or frankly, queer, and that masculinity is only a power grab and nothing more. Embarrassing!

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Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?

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RICK ASTLEY OFFICIAL COVER OF PINK PONY CLUB BY CHAPPEL ROAN???

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Growth of Berry Plants

(Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)

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Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.