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Let's go back to Stage Coach, yea?

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So empty inside.

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I get wayyyy too excited when I’m shopping on Amazon.

All the books they have.

All the books I want to order!

All the books I need!

All the books I’m yearning for!

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Yet it feels like I don’t have enough time to read them ALL!

I love you Amazon<3

For always having all the books I’m...

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…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry

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🌴Palms, thank you for being so good to us this weekend. #HappyBirthdayRoza 😘❤️

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'Dee oh el el aych oh you ess ee. I see things that nobody else sees. ' #DollHouse 😶😳

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The most beautiful little girl I've ever seen. 😍 #MyNatalie❤️

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And I'm back bitches.

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People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.”

George Carlin (via hip-)

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Self Mag. photos.

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LMFAO. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

#BucketList